Capitano Americano Medium, no sugar
I ordered eggs over-easy but I got two mediums.
So I had a nice breakfast chat with my ancestors. In stereo.
Would better fit here, original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Would better fit here, [original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/kq35tq/shitpost_because_its_3_am_and_i_should_be_sleeping/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
What does a medium who wears rose-colored glasses say?
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
Steak jokes are a rare medium well done.
Nevermind, that was raw. Let me cook something else up.
At the office barbecue, I grilled a medium rare steak and my boss said, “I like it well done!”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot to me.”
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.
I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.
Everyone braging about big Dicks, well I have a medium Dick, it can talk to ghosts
Two mediums walk into a bar.
I bought a dozen medium eggs yesterday.
They keep telling me I have an eggs-cellent future ahead of me if I would just break out of my shell.
First part- https://www.reddit.com/r/puns/comments/ehsmyy/so_this_happened_in_a_gc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Why did the medium cross the road?
To speak to the other side!
My wife's been re-watching the TV show 'Medium'...
I asked her if she'd seen the hard-to-find special season they made towards the end of the show's run.
She gave me a puzzled and intrigued look and wanted to know more info on it.
I told her I believe that specific season is commonly called 'Medium Rare'.
Why there is Medium Salsa
I'm very disappointed with my medium fries
These aren't medium, they are not spicy at all!
A woman was missing her her dead husband, so she went to see a medium.
The Medium started a seance and said, in a sing-song voice, "John, if you are with us, please say something".
The Ouija board immediately started spelling out: S-O-M-E-T-H-...
Wife: THAT'S HIM!!!
How does a medium contact a dead window washer?
Why are puns the only joke medium that are measured in how good they are by how volitole the reaction is?
When short people smoke weed do they get high or medium?
It was about rape so the pun is better. Original post https://www.reddit.com/r/entitledparents/comments/bq2qvn/peta_parent_freaks_out_at_my_animal_abusing_ways/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
My wife likes her eggs over medium; I like my eggs over easy
Different yolks for different folks
I went to a restaurant with two friends the other day one of them ordered a rare steak and the other asked for a medium rare steak. When we got our food they had each other's steaks,
I then instinctively yelled "I guess this was just a big 'mistake'"
Television is a medium
Because anything we'll done is rare
As a very fat man I took my kids horseback riding. I placed my youngest on a small horse and it huffed a bit. I put my oldest on a medium horse and it huffed a bit. I walked over to a rather large horse and tried to get up on it. His eyes got big...
And he went "Neigh! Neigh!"
What is a pirate's favorite kind of data storage medium?
I was skeptical about psychic mediums...
So I ended up getting psychic larges instead.
Why is television called a communications medium?
Because it is neither rare nor well done.
I cooked a medium rare steak for my friend and he said, “I like it well done.”
I said, “Thanks. That means a lot.”
Why did the medium cross the road?
To talk to the other side
Steak puns are a rare medium well done
Any steak puns in the house? I hear they are a rare medium well done...
A steak pun is a rare medium well done
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Why did the medium cross the road?
Why did the Psychic Medium cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Steak puns are a medium rare well done.
A streak pun is a rare medium well done.
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