What's a psychic's favorite TV network?
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.
Now she's a small medium at large.
If a short psychic broke out of jail...
You'd have a small medium at large
I have psychic chickens...
...they only lay medium eggs.
What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?
Why did the Psychic leave the clothing store unhappy?
because they had no mediums...
How does a psychic like her steak?
I tried to join the psychic police force
But I failed the vision test
What did the psychic say to her mother at the shady auto dealership?
Why did the psychic chicken cross the road?
To get in touch with the other side.
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?
There’s small medium at large
Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.
The news reported that there's a small medium at large.
why are most psychics unhappy
because happy mediums are actually really rare
They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.
Turns out they're mediums.
A tipped my psychic an extra $20.00 the other day...
She was a very happy medium.
I wanted to become a ghost hunter, but settled on going to a psychic
What do you call a fat psychic?
Two psychics run into each other on the street.
One says to the other “you’re doing fine but how am I?”
I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.
I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
I went to see a psychic
when i knocked on the door, she shouted 'who is it?'
so i left
A short psychic has been on a killing spree
The headlines read "A small medium is at large"
I occasionally read tarot cards, with decent accuracy. Because of my weight and ability many call me a fat psychic.
I prefer the term “four-chin teller“.
Did you hear about the psychic who was captured by cannibals? They had to very carefully prepare to eat him for the tribal feast.
Because very rarely is a medium well done.
A child psychic who was arrested for shoplifting has escaped police custody.
It has been reported that a small medium is at large.
You guys hear about that dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?
He's a small medium at large
What do you call a pudgy psychic?
Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???
A midget psychic broke out of jail.
It’s a small medium at large situation.
How does a psychic like their steak?
I came up with this at work
What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?
What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?
What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?
What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?
What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?
Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?
He's a small medium at large.
Midget psychic was in trouble with the law
He was small medium at large
What do you call a midget psychic that's escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from jail.
What do you call a five foot psychic that's escaped from jail?
What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?
A psychic dwarf broke out of prison last night
Authorities are looking for a small medium at large.