To wife and her friend yesterday: "I can tell the future, know how?" (In I-have-a-stupid-joke-voice),,,,pause..."I have six cents"...pulling out a nickel and a penny from my pocket. Wait, it gets better worse: pulled out a piece of paper with the word groan on it.
Sometimes you have to set things up.
But I didnβt see a future in it.
He only put her in the oven for only half an hour though.
Apparently he likes his medium rare.
There is no happy medium
Police say there is a small medium at large
I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.
Fans of the psychic say that they are looking forward to seeing a large medium in smalls.
It'll be called Remains To Be Seen.
Police are looking for a large medium in smalls.
Thankfully, she was a happy medium between the two.
It's called "Small Medium at Large"
'Ouch', she said, 'I didn't see that one coming.'
A small medium at large
The headline read: βSmall Medium at Large!β
There's a small medium at large!
A small, medium, at large.
