Ghostbusta Rhymes
Mother was discussing how she thinks the new house is haunted. Step dad mentions off-handedly that it might be his fault.
When we pressed him to explain, he says, "I'm the size of two people and I'm normal. So, yknow, 'pair a normal'.
Me: "What are they searching for?"
Her: "They're looking for a giant Owl-Man."
Me: "Whoo?!"
Her: "Giant Owl- Man!"
Me: "Whoo?!"
Queue the eye-roll! Success!
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Paranormal entitties.
Her: So, you like it?
Me: I just told you it was average.
In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.
One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.
The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.
Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, “I recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”
Soon after, another said, “and that’s his 8th, backwards!”
After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:
“Never fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”
I have only my shelf to blame
It’s called paranormal activia
Narrator during a paranormal investigation show: he senses many spirits behind the bar
My dad: well ya, there's tons of spirits behind a bar!
I've had enough of these Paranormal Activia.
Dad to me: "Your mom just said normal twice in one sentence, does that make it a paranormal?"
Paranormal entitties.
