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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Who you gonna call a rapper that solves paranormal mysteries?

Ghostbusta Rhymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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Step Dad Explains the Paranormal

Mother was discussing how she thinks the new house is haunted. Step dad mentions off-handedly that it might be his fault.

When we pressed him to explain, he says, "I'm the size of two people and I'm normal. So, yknow, 'pair a normal'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xRyuuji7
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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Daughter was watching a cryptozoology/paranormal show.

Me: "What are they searching for?"

Her: "They're looking for a giant Owl-Man."

Me: "Whoo?!"

Her: "Giant Owl- Man!"

Me: "Whoo?!"

Queue the eye-roll! Success!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScanBeagle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Paranormal Activity?

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3487#comic

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Me: You made a mean cup of coffee!

Her: So, you like it?

Me: I just told you it was average.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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A story about a legendary Composer

In 1827, after Beethoven died, he was buried outside the local church, in the graveyard, and people came to pay their respects frequently.

One morning, about a week after the funeral, two girls came to leave some flowers on his grave, only to hear strange, unearthly sounds coming from it. Creeped out, they called for the local Paranormal Investigator.

The Investigator arrived an hour later, and with him, a small crowd, who had come to see what was happening to the composer’s grave.

Suddenly, one member of the crowd exclaimed, β€œI recognise that sound! It’s his 9th Symphony, backwards!”

Soon after, another said, β€œand that’s his 8th, backwards!”

After leaning closer to the grave to inspect this for himself, the Investigator straightened himself up, gave a soft chuckle, and said:

β€œNever fear, ladies and gentlemen! Beethoven’s just decomposing.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnixyZ
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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A book just fell on my head

I have only my shelf to blame

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Headsup_Eyesdown
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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He's been making these types of jokes all night

Narrator during a paranormal investigation show: he senses many spirits behind the bar

My dad: well ya, there's tons of spirits behind a bar!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheyenne06
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2014
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I walked into the kitchen to find yet another yoghurt floating in mid-air.

I've had enough of these Paranormal Activia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helloinvader
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2015
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Dad joke level: Expert

Dad to me: "Your mom just said normal twice in one sentence, does that make it a paranormal?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2015
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What do you call a ghost's boobs?

Paranormal entitties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazy-aubergine
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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