What you call a sea horse with Telekinesis powers?

A Chi-horse

Sorry, this is the worst joke I have ever made

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/connectedwith5G
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Who here believes in telekinesis?

Raise my hand.

(Celebrating my first Fatherโ€™s Day as a dad with my first post in this sub!)

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mbkaplan3
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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Telekinesis
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TheAquamarineTiger
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Telekinesis is not a handy skill.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MaxwellSinclair
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James Randi, RIP

Alright people. Anyone who can perform telekinesis, raise my hand.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dkrainman
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So I was asking my brother how come he only uses his superpowers on my daughters

He said itโ€™s because he only has telekinesis not telekinephews

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CaptainHalfrica
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If you believe in telekinesis...

raise my hand.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jpep0469
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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All of you who believe in telekinesis,

please raise my hand.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/InterwebWeasel
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Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrBeebins
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Those who believe in telekinesis

raise my hand

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PM_ME_UR_HOT_SELF
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