I said "NO, We all seem to enjoy it. "
A Bi-Polar Bear
It was fund a mental
We are crazy about each other.
I hope this appropriate to ask here. I am going to create a mental health support group on Facebook for Australian/New Zealand dental students and am needing a catchy/punny name. Currently there exists two mental health support groups that I know of on Facebook, both for dentists and not students. One is called Mental Dental and the other is called The Mental Block (alluding to the mental nerve in dentistry), so obviously I can't use those.
I'm not great with word games/etc so really appreciate any help. Thank you!
It's a no brainer.
is that re-psychoing?
Psychopaths
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but the only way out was from the roof. They got up there, before realizing they didn’t have any rope. One guy says, “Oh yeah! I’ve got a flashlight! Ill point it to the ground and you can climb down the beam.” The other guy says, “What, am I crazy? I’d get half way down and you’d turn it off!”
Therapist: So you could say.. you had to wrestle mania?
Me grammar sucks and i is imaginary.
Just go around the bend.
I have to give a workshop on anxiety and depression today and I would like to have some jokes locked in to defuse the tension if needed. I usually don't have much trouble to come up with dad jokes on the go, but it would be nice to have some in the back burner. Thanks!
He was a psycho therapist
Unfortunately it didn't work out because I wasn't committed. :(
Because it's the thought that counts
Example: Depresso, Anxietea
It was a nutcase
If only I could remember what it was....
It was insane
A guy walks into a psychiatrists office dressed only in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist takes one look at him and says "Well, I can see your nuts."
We could call them “psychopaths”
Rick O'Shea
The headlines read "Nuts, Bolts and screws!"
He's losing the plot.
One day I'm sitting talking to Gramps when another patient suddenly starts running around the room with his fists out in front of him as if riding a motorcycle, screaming "Braaaaaaaaaap, Braaaaap, Braaaaaaap." My Grandpa yells at him: "Goddamit Bill, Stop that!!!"
Me: I know right? The guy makes one hell of a racket!
Grandpa: I don't even mind the noise so much, its the damn smoke that gets to me!
A reptile dysfunction.
Nuts.
We could call them psychopaths.
After my appointment, I was walking back to my car when I heard some of the patients on the other side of the fence chanting, "Thirteen...Thirteen..."
I spotted a knothole in the fence, so I bent over to take a look at what was going on.
No sooner had I put my eye up to the knothole when one of them poked me in the eye!
I staggered back, cursing and rubbing my eye, when I heard them chanting, "Fourteen...Fourteen..."
Last night, my dad was opening his mail. As he opens one of the envelopes, out falls a check. Quickly, he bobbles it for a split second, then grabs it before it falls on the floor. I saw this happen and chuckled. My dad looks at me and goes, "Phew, I thought for a second that the check was going to bounce."
I said, "NO, We all seem to enjoy it."
A bi-polar bear
If only I could remember what it was...
