What's a psychic's favorite TV network?

ESPN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a pudgy psychic?

A four-chin teller.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Authorities are searching for a four-foot tall woman who recently escaped from prison in upstate New York. She was serving a five year sentence for fraud after convincing a number of victims that she was a powerful psychic.

Now she's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eggsaladapologist
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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If a short psychic broke out of jail...

You'd have a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconsFever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I have psychic chickens...

...they only lay medium eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a little person psychic on the run from the cops?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spaceman-Mars
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Why did the Psychic leave the clothing store unhappy?

because they had no mediums...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deejeyteejey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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How does a psychic like her steak?

Medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I tried to join the psychic police force

But I failed the vision test

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What did the psychic say to her mother at the shady auto dealership?

β€œBad car ma.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why did the psychic chicken cross the road?

To get in touch with the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retsamerol
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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A psychic dwarf broke out of prison the other day, what did the headlines say?

There’s small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/50pciggy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Just what is it about all the Psychics that I visit, they're either totally depressed or too excitable..

..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A dwarf psychic robbed a bank today.

The news reported that there's a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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why are most psychics unhappy

because happy mediums are actually really rare

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crypt-lord
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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They only had size of shirt available at the psychic convention.

Turns out they're mediums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDave78
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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A tipped my psychic an extra $20.00 the other day...

She was a very happy medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Campagnolo412
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I wanted to become a ghost hunter, but settled on going to a psychic

It was a happy Medium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a fat psychic?

A 4-chin teller.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Two psychics run into each other on the street.

One says to the other β€œyou’re doing fine but how am I?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tugboattt
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Psychic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/apatheticunt_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I used to go out with a girl who was a medium, a clairvoyant and a psychic.

I broke it off because she said she was seeing other people all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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I went to see a psychic

when i knocked on the door, she shouted 'who is it?'

so i left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Completely_Baked
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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A short psychic has been on a killing spree

The headlines read "A small medium is at large"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dannydog73
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I occasionally read tarot cards, with decent accuracy. Because of my weight and ability many call me a fat psychic.

I prefer the term β€œfour-chin tellerβ€œ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Did you hear about the psychic who was captured by cannibals? They had to very carefully prepare to eat him for the tribal feast.

Because very rarely is a medium well done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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A child psychic who was arrested for shoplifting has escaped police custody.

It has been reported that a small medium is at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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You guys hear about that dwarf psychic that escaped from jail?

He's a small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What do you call a pudgy psychic?

A four-chin teller

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Did you see the headline about the psychic midget who escaped from prison???

Small Medium at Large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cordur-Oy-Jones
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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A midget psychic broke out of jail.

It’s a small medium at large situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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How does a psychic like their steak?

Medium. I came up with this at work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What did you call a midget psychic on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpep0469
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call a midget psychic on the loose?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BloodyMorgan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf that escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a Psychic Dwarf that recently escapes from a federal prison?

A small medium at large!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Did you all hear about the midget, psychic that robbed a bank?

He's a small medium at large.

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Midget psychic was in trouble with the law

He was small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/379447984
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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What do you call a midget psychic that's escaped from prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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What do you call a five foot psychic that's escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from jail.

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reteperator
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tevvi94
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who escaped prison?

A small medium at large

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awburrou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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A psychic dwarf broke out of prison last night

Authorities are looking for a small medium at large.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJimsicle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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