In a pub will one man start to scream on other man : "hey dude i fucked your Mother" Whole pub get silent and waits for reaction of the other man, but he is silent Man screams again : "Hey! I fucked your Mother" The other man is still in silent... The man screams again even more loud: " Do you hear me you idiot? I fucked your Mother" The second man finally answer with calm voice "Please dad, go home, you are too drunk"
It was legend dairy.
It turned into a field.
Sauron
βMADE IN TAIWANDβ
..And then we met.
An abracadabra.
They say itβs legendairy.
The possibilities are lemonless!
He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says: βWhat is your first wish?β
The kid says: βI wish I were rich!β
The genie replies: βIt is done! What is your second wish, Rich?β
It has hip-notic powers.
I call it hoodieni
Hoo-dini
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He was a leperchaun.
Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted "Wait! I'm a magical tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said, "And you will dialogue".
A labracadabrador
sugArcane
Yeah, he got muggled.
That was some real Pulp Fiction
A sprite.
Genie: What will your wish be?
Henry: I want to be rich
Genie: Of course, your wish is granted. What will you second wish be?
Rich: I want a lot of money...
Four Grindelwalls and a Dumbledoor
Did you hear about the Magician who fell in love with his assistant after sawing her in half?
Turns out he was bisect-ual.
But it's actually enticing!
ABBA Zombie and Witch.
he comes across a talking tree. He gets out his axe and the tree exclaims" Hey I'm a talking tree!!"
The lumberjack replies, "Yes, but you'll dialog."
Abracadadra
It's almost like an in the body experience
I guess you could say I'm a neckromancer.
He said sure-you-can
A high school science teacher in California was teaching his kids about the three states: solid, liquid, gas.
After he is finished, he lifted up his tea and said, "What state is this in?"
One student raises her hand and says, "Liquid!"
Which the teacher replies, "No, silly. It's in California!"
Edit: I'm not dad! I'm potatoe.
When I was very young I brought my dad string and a Walmart bag Me: "Dad, can you make me a parachute?" Dad: without skipping a beat "POOF! You're a parachute."
An abracadabra.
Hoo-dini
I'm sorry
Upon arrival, he began to swing at a tree, when it shouted,"Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned, and said,"And you will dialogue."
The tree was stumped.
A labracadabrador
It turned into a field.
Labra-cadabra-dor
WHOdini
Whodini
(Totally not from VanossGaming)
It turned right into a field.
It drove down the road and turned into a field
