.....and not "griefcase."
Was a monster!
What's the big idea?
His brother Frank was an absolute monster.
And still giving us a peas of his mind
...when really, I just consider myself a khakius in a polo.
Show pan.
I was trying to cook an egg in the microwave because Iβm extremely lazy, and it (unsurprisingly) exploded.
So she looks at the exploded egg, looks at me and then says: β aha, it eggsploded β
I'm sitting at the dining room table with my mom just chatting about nothing in particular, when my dad walks with this shit eating grin holding something behind his back. Now for a little background info, my dad NEVER does surprises. And I mean never. So I immediately knew something was up. My mom turns around and asks him what's going on. He tells her to close her eyes and hold out her hands because he got her a surprise. At this point my mom gets really excited and asking, "what is it?! What is it?!" To which my dad replies,
"Do you remember when we went out the other day and you were looking at those new running shoes, but you decided not to get them because they were too expensive?"
To which she responds, "ahhhh! Yes I remember!!"
He then says, "well I saw how much you liked them so I decided to get you a pear."
And he puts a fresh pear in her hands.
She still won't talk to him.
Me: Your ears are so soft. Her: I have Dumbo ears. Me: No, you have Dumbo's mom's ears. Normal sized. Her: That's ear-elephant.
Koshy
But they just seemed to be phoning it in
No one mentions his brother Frank, that guy was a monster.
Was a monster.
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
But his brother Frank is a true monster
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
...but his brother Frank was a monster.
But they forget his brother Frank was a monster.
His father Frank was a monster.
....but his brother Frank was a monster.
...but his brother Frank was a monster.
But brother Frank was a monster
