He didn’t make the cut
I'll call it Popeyedol.
It's a gift.
It’s a gift.
But I can't read sheet.
“before I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” “if your name is Michael, please stand up”
then a couple of guys stand up and he goes
“that concludes my mike check”
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I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
He replied, “If I did, how the hell would I know about them?”
“Oh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.
The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.
At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!
“You’re hired!!” He exclaimed.
The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.
The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.
A bystander asked “who is he?”
The priest responded “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”
Sam sung
"Icing"
It's a cinch!
One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.
I herd it with my own ears.
Now I want my Nickelback.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
It's a cherished air-loom in my family.
He's a grower, not a shower.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
it's a rap
they call me Nostrildamus
I really gotta get my act together.
Because he always steels the show.
Europe next.
I said it's more like a six/six and a half.
It’s a gift.
You can say.... it’s a gift.
It’s a gift.
It's a gift.
It’s a gift.
It’s a gift.
