This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...

and 40% willingness to cheat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemiserofD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Success
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3m3R_K1NG026
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!

They named it Don Quixote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisbensmith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?

No one, he’s an elf made man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocolate-queen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..

It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMcNasty412
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Do you know the four keys to success?

S, U, C, and E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikachu5159
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Only 4 keys to success

the β€˜s’ key, the β€˜u’ key, the β€˜c’ key, and the β€˜e’ key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success...

He had to stay on top of things tho...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I haven't had much success with jobs lately

I couldn’t concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasn’t suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldn’t cut it as barber; didn’t have the patience to be a doctor; didn’t fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldn’t see any future as a historian. I'm going to look into becoming an optometrist. We'll see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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What kind of animals have the most success in warfare?

Marine Animals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snake13bite
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What explains β€œSleepy Joe’s” explosion of success on Super Tuesday, after never having won a primary in multiple previous campaigns?

He was Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BluPrince
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Here is one big if for the continued success of this sub:

IF

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djmuhlestein
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...

It's inconceivable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodnarb232001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Will transparent coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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I measure the success of my puns by seeing how angry they make people.

That's how irate them.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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If glass coffins are going to be a success or not,

remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomon34
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Found at a high school: "The best app for success?"

Answer- APPlying yourself!

https://imgur.com/a/tRNQeTy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aboveground_Plush
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Will my idea of putting scales in the ocean be a success?

Just weight and sea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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To find the key to success...

...You must first find the lock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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I'm going to cash in on the success of 'Avengers: Infinity War' by opening up a comics themed sandwich shop...

It'll be called Soup or Hero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefenestrateYou
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Keys To Success:

– Attension to detail

– Finishing what you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success

there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Success isn't always valued

The gastrointestinal systems success is a complete human waste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jc5120
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Success in photography is all about getting good exposure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LORDFAIRFAX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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A patient was initially doubtful of the success rate and concerned about her upcoming heart transplant, but after some reassuring...

She had a change of heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NomeSoap
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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When all hope was lost in the courtroom, the defendant attorney suddenly came out of some luggage and won the trial with efficiency and success.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BustZaNuto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11's success

I bet they were over the moon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confirmedpawnshop
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Apple has only one model of phone that is an undeniable success...

The 6S.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbojones230
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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Do you know why cross-eyed teachers don't have much educational success?

Because they can't control their pupils.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cubesnack
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2017
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How do you quantify a fisherman's success?

Net profit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didn’t insist on all their players being named William
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbjectEra
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What do you call someone who bets with a higher success rate than you?

A better better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omart3
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2017
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Kid: why was the first woman NYC Subway operator such a success?

Dad: well, it's obvious - she was well trained

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film, and Disney say no ...

they'll call her Raisy Didley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SandorClegane_AMA
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2015
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measures of success...

"Dad, I'm..." (pause)

"Dad, I would like to eat some food."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mike413
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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With the success of the Nintendo switch

I guess you could say they're bringing in that Ninten-dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clank1964
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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What was the secret to the miner's success?

His use of ground breaking technology

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Academic success is only important to a certain degree
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daftpunk107
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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Will Glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anam_Cara
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketnanna
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Will glass coffins be a success

Remains to be Seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martycus
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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