The trick to making successful puns is wearing fancy underwear.
That's my victorious secret.
Which is the most successful fruit? mElon Musk
What did the surgeon say after a successful hip surgery?
How do you know a successful female serial killer?
She has a run in her stalkings.
No one will ever make a successful video game about running a coffee shop.
Gamers would never put up with the amount of grinding required.
What did the farmer say about his successful scarecrow?
He’s outstanding in his field.
The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?
There are 2 unwritten rules for a successful marriage.
When Gandalf was asked why his company was so successful.
He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.
Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. Full groan and everything
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?
Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes
Wife: Who makes those rules?
Me: The Dad Poet Society
Wife: groan
I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
How did the anatomy teacher become successful
Why are birds so successful?
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.
I think it's the lack of patients.
Twenty One Pilots are not a very successful band
They’re still fairly local
Will glass coffins be a successful business?
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
My mother’s leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
Why were Cardi B successful?
Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didn’t work out.
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
What do successful missionaries drive?
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
My cousin is an aspiring plumber. He asked me how to be successful.
"Hard work and defecation."
People named Victor must be very successful historians.
Because history is always written by the Victor.
Gravity is the most successful...
People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.
I'm making six figures a year
Why has a car made of wood never been successful ?
At school I was always really successful at spelling bees
Other words I found much harder
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
To be successful in life, don’t be mean
What do you call a successful chain of hemp-based product stores?
What is common between a boxer, a successful music producer and a good fisherman
Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency
I recently moved in with my rich dad to his house on the French country side. I’m afraid I’ll never be as successful as him and buy my own place.
I guess I’ll always live in my fathers chateau.
What type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at is?
I wasn't sure if my new airplane design would be successful
but it's really taking off
I started a successful enterprise building yachts in my attic
Sales are through the roof
My car tire company became successful
I've been studying up on my slang and applying that to my pick up game, so far it's been successful.
More of a thot experiment really.
The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
The most successful business I ever had was selling free-range birds
My merchandise was flying off the shelves!
Why are Irish bankers so successful?
Because their capital's always Dublin.
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