As one of the biggest fruit farmers in the country, I owe all of my success to my dear dad. I grew up as a kid who was scared of everything, and my dad always told me to
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This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
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︎ Dec 12 2020
A guardβs boss didnβt bother congratulate him on his recent success and started to cry.
Seeing this, a robber sneaked past, and when the boss ended up being in the next room, the boss asked, βhowβd you get past security?β In response to this, the robber said βyou let your guard down.β
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︎ May 25 2021
Will glass coffins be a success?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Success
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...
and 40% willingness to cheat.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?
No one, heβs an elf made man
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle Iβve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Do you know the four keys to success?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Only 4 keys to success
the βsβ key, the βuβ key, the βcβ key, and the βeβ key.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
My father ran his whole roofing business and it was a great success...
He had to stay on top of things tho...
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︎ May 13 2020
I haven't had much success with jobs lately
I couldnβt concentrate in the orange juice factory; wasnβt suited to be a tailor; the muffler factory was just exhausting; couldnβt cut it as barber; didnβt have the patience to be a doctor; didnβt fit in the shoe factory; pool maintenance was too draining and I just couldnβt see any future as a historian. I'm going to look into becoming an optometrist. We'll see.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
My girlfriend just told me about a contraceptive that has a 100% success rate...
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︎ Oct 21 2019
What kind of animals have the most success in warfare?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Here is one big if for the continued success of this sub:
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︎ Jan 14 2020
I measure the success of my puns by seeing how angry they make people.
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︎ Jul 19 2017
I'm going to cash in on the success of 'Avengers: Infinity War' by opening up a comics themed sandwich shop...
It'll be called Soup or Hero.
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︎ May 12 2018
Will my idea of putting scales in the ocean be a success?
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︎ Apr 10 2019
To find the key to success...
...You must first find the lock.
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︎ Mar 22 2019
Success isn't always valued
The gastrointestinal systems success is a complete human waste.
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︎ Dec 14 2018
Keys To Success:
β Attension to detail
β Finishing what you
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︎ May 14 2019
You take away the looks, money, intelligence, charm and success
there's no real difference between me and George Clooney.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
Success in photography is all about getting good exposure.
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︎ Apr 03 2019
A patient was initially doubtful of the success rate and concerned about her upcoming heart transplant, but after some reassuring...
She had a change of heart.
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︎ Oct 31 2018
When all hope was lost in the courtroom, the defendant attorney suddenly came out of some luggage and won the trial with efficiency and success.
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︎ Jan 28 2019
I wonder how NASA felt after Apollo 11's success
I bet they were over the moon
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︎ Jul 03 2018
Apple has only one model of phone that is an undeniable success...
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︎ Aug 05 2018
Do you know why cross-eyed teachers don't have much educational success?
Because they can't control their pupils.
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︎ May 07 2017
How do you quantify a fisherman's success?
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︎ Sep 28 2016
Buffalo would have more success in the NFL if the team didnβt insist on all their players being named William
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︎ Mar 24 2018
What do you call someone who bets with a higher success rate than you?
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︎ Apr 10 2017
Kid: why was the first woman NYC Subway operator such a success?
Dad: well, it's obvious - she was well trained
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︎ Mar 27 2016
After the success of the new Star Wars movie, if Daisy Ridley looks for more money for the next film, and Disney say no ...
they'll call her Raisy Didley.
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︎ Dec 28 2015
measures of success...
"Dad, I'm..." (pause)
"Dad, I would like to eat some food."
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︎ Dec 22 2015
With the success of the Nintendo switch
I guess you could say they're bringing in that Ninten-dough.
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︎ Mar 28 2017
Will glass coffins be a success?
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︎ May 25 2020
Will glass coffins be a success?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
Will glass coffins be a success?
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Will Glass coffins be a success?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Will transparent coffins be a success?
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︎ Aug 19 2018
Will glass coffins be a success?
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︎ Feb 06 2019
If glass coffins are going to be a success or not,
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Will glass coffins be a success
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