This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.

It was as big as the last two combined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdb12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.

You should get a miner instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antirabbit
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Propmaster ducks out with 3 puns in succession youtu.be/xl89HhusW4c?t=35
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Syllogism19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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When Gandalf was asked why his company was so successful.

He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...

Nothing they grab is ever returned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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How did the anatomy teacher become successful

He got a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gameboy90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...

and 40% willingness to cheat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemiserofD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why are birds so successful?

They always suck-seed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strong91105
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Success
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M3m3R_K1NG026
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!

They named it Don Quixote.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisisbensmith
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sameer_gulzar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?

No one, he’s an elf made man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrymmTravel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.

I think it's the lack of patients.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninety-five95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What city do the most successful urologist come from?

Yellow Springs, Ohio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Improvise.Adapt.Overcome
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.

Yup. His name is Moe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batnuna
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Twenty One Pilots are not a very successful band

They’re still fairly local

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterPrize
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. Full groan and everything

Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?

Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes

Wife: Who makes those rules?

Me: The Dad Poet Society

Wife: groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotland42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.

I did it to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.

I tried, but I didn't make it.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chocolate-queen
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle I’ve been working on this morning..

It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FilthyMcNasty412
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.

It was a cell fulfilling prophecy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g1flash23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why were Cardi B successful?

Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didn’t work out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThunderAlex2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Do you know the four keys to success?

S, U, C, and E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikachu5159
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do successful missionaries drive?

Conversion vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scardeal
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...

...it's always been holding me back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Did you hear about the first successfully cloned man?

He was beside himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lvrcerosis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My mother’s leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated

I guess you could say the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ife2105
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Only 4 keys to success

the β€˜s’ key, the β€˜u’ key, the β€˜c’ key, and the β€˜e’ key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesn’t?

Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guycelium
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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My cousin is an aspiring plumber. He asked me how to be successful.

"Hard work and defecation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Simounstar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Gravity is the most successful...

At letting people down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?

I guess they successfully cured cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jewlius_Ceizure
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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People named Victor must be very successful historians.

Because history is always written by the Victor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why are locksmiths considered great bosses?

Cause they believe in an open door approach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacenerdgasms
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.

I'm making six figures a year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BraveLilCoaster
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.

I mine my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...

... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eaglehawk2011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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It's definitely an anomaly as far as leadership successions in modern states go

Yet, here we are. North Korea's Kim Jong is ill once more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honesty-lowkeye
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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English sucks sometimes πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mohammed_ziyadh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Will glass coffins be a successful business?

Remains to be seen...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatfleckPwns
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Will Glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Aarsh
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketnanna
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Will glass coffins be a success?

Remains to be seen.

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