This year's Fibonacci Convention was a great success.
It was as big as the last two combined!
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They say if you want to be a successful prospector, you shouldn't get a major in geology.
You should get a miner instead.
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When Gandalf was asked why his company was so successful.
He gave all the credit to his incredible staff.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...
Nothing they grab is ever returned.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
How did the anatomy teacher become successful
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Success is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration...
and 40% willingness to cheat.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why are birds so successful?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Success
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Scientists finally had success breeding a donkey and a coyote!
They named it Don Quixote.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
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︎ Nov 24 2020
Who does Orlando Bloom credit for all of his success?
No one, heβs an elf made man
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Doctors who are always in a rush don't seem to be very successful.
I think it's the lack of patients.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What city do the most successful urologist come from?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Improvise.Adapt.Overcome
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Apparently, Neil deGrasse Tyson has a brother, who has a very successful grass-cutting business.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Twenty One Pilots are not a very successful band
Theyβre still fairly local
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Successful Dad joke I just pulled off on wife. Full groan and everything
Wife: why do dad's have the worst jokes?
Me: It's a rule, dads have to have cringy jokes
Wife: Who makes those rules?
Me: The Dad Poet Society
Wife: groan
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I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Will glass coffins be a success?
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︎ May 25 2020
Just wanted to share my success! I finished this puzzle Iβve been working on this morning..
It said 2-4 years, but I completed it in 3 months!
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︎ Sep 24 2020
An Amoeba predicted that it would successfully split itself in two.
It was a cell fulfilling prophecy
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Why were Cardi B successful?
Because Cardi A failed and Cardi O didnβt work out.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Do you know the four keys to success?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What do successful missionaries drive?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Did you hear about the first successfully cloned man?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My motherβs leg was amputated 2 years ago. I wrote this punderful post to make her smile. It was more than successful and also impressed her doctor.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated
I guess you could say the steaks were high
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︎ May 07 2020
Only 4 keys to success
the βsβ key, the βuβ key, the βcβ key, and the βeβ key.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesnβt?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
My cousin is an aspiring plumber. He asked me how to be successful.
"Hard work and defecation."
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Gravity is the most successful...
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︎ May 31 2020
Did you guys hear about the deli at the medical research clinic?
I guess they successfully cured cancer.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
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︎ Jun 14 2020
People named Victor must be very successful historians.
Because history is always written by the Victor.
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Why are locksmiths considered great bosses?
Cause they believe in an open door approach
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︎ Oct 24 2020
People think that my homemade toy business isn't very successful, but that's not true.
I'm making six figures a year
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︎ Jun 14 2020
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
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It's definitely an anomaly as far as leadership successions in modern states go
Yet, here we are. North Korea's Kim Jong is ill once more.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
English sucks sometimes π
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Will glass coffins be a successful business?
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Will Glass coffins be a success?
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