If spelling mistakes are made, puns shall be too
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African made puns
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Hand made pun
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
This made me giggle π
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My wife left me because I made too many Linkin Park references
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I think we made a mistake when we started calling childbirth βdeliveryβ.
It should have been called takeout instead.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
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︎ Dec 24 2020
I once made a pencil with 2 erasers.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I made a girl in a wheelchair laugh today.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
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︎ Dec 25 2020
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santaβs workshop?
Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I made a meme about unvaccinated children
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Hereβs a little early access to a pun I made. Iβm not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Well.. We made another trip around the sun.
But it's the earth's rotation that really makes my day.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
This made me chipper. (OC)
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I'm getting bored of hearing these Olympic athletes say .. 'how much work they've put in and the sacrifices they've made.'
What do they want a medal?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I got kicked out of my poetry club because I made too many Linkin Park references
But who could rock a rhyme like this?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
From my son -- What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
Moonster.
(Full disclosure: I'm not sure if my son heard this elsewhere, but it killed me.)
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Where are average things made?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I made a belt of watches...
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︎ Dec 30 2020
An architect designed a bridge but he made a massive mistake.
He couldnβt get over it.
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What is made of cheese and found in Scotland?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Oh My Gourd! I Made These Gift Card Holders!
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What is Marios overalls made of?
Denim, denim, denim...
My son surprised me with that one today.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
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︎ Nov 29 2020
I just made up a word
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What kind of food is made from horses?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
Made this a while ago when I had way too much time on my hands
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My 7 year old just came up with this one, made me so proud
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︎ Dec 22 2020
First last time I made a kichen counter it was too small
Sinds then I have started to take countermeasures to avoid that
Edit: ignore the "last" I messed it up...
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I just made a song about hammers.
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Remember when I made that joke about the chiropractor?
I told it about a weak back.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms?
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Whatβs made of leather
and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a Christmas decoration made out off $100 bills?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call a Christmas wreath made of $100 bills?
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