β€œWell, this thing’s all screwed!” Wife shouts as the leg breaks off my handmade dining table today.

β€œDang!” I replied. β€œI really thought I’d nailed it.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AccomplishedHorror0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 12 2021
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I thought that it was a handmade tree
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LogangYeddu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27 2020
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Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother's Day gifts the school sends out each year?

I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Photog77
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2020
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What do you call a handmade Jewish incendiary grenade?

Mazeltovcocktail.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marv1236
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2019
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Dad told a horrible one at a restaurant

We were looking at the menu's ( we were at the handmade burger co a restaurant in the Uk) when he said

Him: oh look there are Cajun burgers they must be for special events

I looked at him kind of confused not realising the horrible punch line coming

Him: you know for special oc-Cajuns

Me and my mother just groaned It really was horrible.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pullingthestrings
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2014
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Got my GF the night she met my parents

My ma was making a handmade pizza and was working the dough while my gf and I watched. I told my ma I wanted to help....

Gf says "oh so you know how to cook?"

As I grab the dough and start working it "I just want to feel kneeded"

Eyes rolled right outta the room

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PandaCasserole
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2015
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I need a pun about graduation and/or bookmarks!

Weird request but I wanted a pun for when I give my friend her graduation gift. I'm giving her a really nice handmade bookmark. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maebella
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