I checked my kids' backpacks like usual but they weren't there.
Mazeltovcocktail.
We were looking at the menu's ( we were at the handmade burger co a restaurant in the Uk) when he said
Him: oh look there are Cajun burgers they must be for special events
I looked at him kind of confused not realising the horrible punch line coming
Him: you know for special oc-Cajuns
Me and my mother just groaned It really was horrible.
My ma was making a handmade pizza and was working the dough while my gf and I watched. I told my ma I wanted to help....
Gf says "oh so you know how to cook?"
As I grab the dough and start working it "I just want to feel kneeded"
Eyes rolled right outta the room
Weird request but I wanted a pun for when I give my friend her graduation gift. I'm giving her a really nice handmade bookmark. Any help would be appreciated!
