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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Which olympic sport generates the most conversation?

Discus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angelking14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Fireflies are able to generate a bright light to attract mates...

They have "hi" beams!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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Submariners using their brains should generate some deep thoughts
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantankerousrat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2016
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Dad in training

Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).


Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."

Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"

Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"

Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "So you're both monsters?"

Son: "Yep!"

Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "Am I a monster too?"

Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."

Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"


I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2017
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Generating all our electricity from solar power...

is not going to happen overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes

Guess you could call it pop culture

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πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

(stolen from Twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...

It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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2000’s kids are generation Z and 80’s-90’s kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.

If you have wine from that time is it genuine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnebuda
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredhanda
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A banker’s life must suck

It’s got to be loanly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Winnie the Poop (not a traditional dad joke)

This is not a traditional /r/dadjokes with a delivery and a punchline.

I just wanted all dad's, with kids around 2-6, to know that changing the name of Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Poop will generate maniacal laughter from your kids. Especially if you combine it with singing the theme song from the movie.

As an added bonus, there is no statute of limitations on when you add the extra P. You can say: Winnie the Poop Winnie the Pooh...P Or Winnie the Pooh...... ...... .... P And your kids will laugh just as hard.

I've gone a full minute without saying the last P, while my kids hang on my every facial movement.

Enjoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elChardo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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This one generated a lot of buzz on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epiphany81964
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...

It's a waist product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

Penne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Binary_Omlet
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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My generation's zombies didn't run..

They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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The younger generations may not get this one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geng_r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids

They didn't do anything, to deserve that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_username_sux
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Did you hear what they are going to call the generation of kids born 9 months from now?

Children of the quarn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Good_Kid_Mad_City
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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You know that air that is generated by helicopter rotors when they are spinning really fast? Did you know that it’s not normal air?

It’s helicopt-air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melanthius
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens

...worth it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shekel_merchant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrueDitty
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?

I’m a huge fan of your work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachatw
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8

This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ty10drope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iGandhi510
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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If the generation born in the 2020s isn't called the visionary generation, something went wrong.
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I'm so disappointed in this generation

These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I met a man who owned cheese that had been in his family for eight generations.

It was Heirloumi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lemah_Vic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Generating all of our power from solar energy ....

... its not going to happen overnight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anytime200
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Th3NinjaCat
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