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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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Which olympic sport generates the most conversation?

Discus

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/angelking14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15 2018
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2019
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Fireflies are able to generate a bright light to attract mates...

They have "hi" beams!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2019
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Submariners using their brains should generate some deep thoughts
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cantankerousrat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2016
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Dad in training

Characters: My wife, my son (four years old), and my daughter (his twin, so obviously also four).


Son: "My classmate didn't like me laughing at her today."

Wife: "Why were you laughing at her?"

Son: "I'm a vampire! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Wife: "OH! Like an evil laugh?"

Son: "Yeah! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Daughter: "I'm a witch! Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "So you're both monsters?"

Son: "Yep!"

Daughter: "Hee hee hee hee!"

Wife: "Am I a monster too?"

Son: "Yeah! You're a ... " <dramatic pause> " ... mummy."

Whole family in hysterical laughter, and after it dies down he goes, "Get it!? Mummy!"


I've never been so proud. A spontaneously generated pun of that caliber at four years old, AND an unnecessary clarification/repetition of the joke? I've got high hopes for this one.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maclimes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2017
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/red_beard2
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Generating all our electricity from solar power...

is not going to happen overnight.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2021
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For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes

Guess you could call it pop culture

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Penguin_ofthe_north
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

(stolen from Twitter)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bgva
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16 2021
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I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...

It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 27 2021
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I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vbloke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2021
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2000’s kids are generation Z and 80’s-90’s kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.

If you have wine from that time is it genuine?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deaderson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08 2021
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2020
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/magnebuda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2021
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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/boredhanda
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A banker’s life must suck

It’s got to be loanly

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14 2021
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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Winnie the Poop (not a traditional dad joke)

This is not a traditional /r/dadjokes with a delivery and a punchline.

I just wanted all dad's, with kids around 2-6, to know that changing the name of Winnie the Pooh to Winnie the Poop will generate maniacal laughter from your kids. Especially if you combine it with singing the theme song from the movie.

As an added bonus, there is no statute of limitations on when you add the extra P. You can say: Winnie the Poop Winnie the Pooh...P Or Winnie the Pooh...... ...... .... P And your kids will laugh just as hard.

I've gone a full minute without saying the last P, while my kids hang on my every facial movement.

Enjoy

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elChardo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20 2021
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This one generated a lot of buzz on r/memes
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Epiphany81964
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Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...

It's a waist product.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 26 2020
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What is Forrest Gump's favorite pasta?

Penne

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Binary_Omlet
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My generation's zombies didn't run..

They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19 2020
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The younger generations may not get this one!
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2020
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04 2020
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tecniklee
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Geng_r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2020
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Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids

They didn't do anything, to deserve that

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/your_username_sux
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It's time to sell Skyrim for the new generation of consoles
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Perkele1974
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2020
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Did you hear what they are going to call the generation of kids born 9 months from now?

Children of the quarn.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Good_Kid_Mad_City
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2020
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We could rename Generation Z "QuaranTeens."
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HairBrainedProjects
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2020
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You know that air that is generated by helicopter rotors when they are spinning really fast? Did you know that it’s not normal air?

It’s helicopt-air

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/melanthius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2020
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In 14 years there will be a generation we can call quaranteens

...worth it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shekel_merchant
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People are always trying to reinvent classical music for new generations.

I say if it ain’t baroque, don’t fix it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
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Has anyone heard about the new feature on computers to pander toward the newer generation?

It's called Ctrl-ALT-YEET.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrueDitty
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2020
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What did the Windmill say to the Power Generator?

I’m a huge fan of your work.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zachatw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20 2020
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DadJokes are proof that comedy skips a generation.

http://imgur.com/gallery/3GUE8

This was a group text from me to both of the kids. The younger was born exactly nine months from the Tuesday in question. The older one responded with a thumbs down.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ty10drope
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 25 2017
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Fact: Vikings are the sixth generation of kings.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iGandhi510
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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If the generation born in the 2020s isn't called the visionary generation, something went wrong.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Intergalactic_Toast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2019
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A Cool Pun Generator - Don't PUNish me for Posting!!

Some cool and PUnny PUns

https://generatorfun.com/pun-generator

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2019
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I'm so disappointed in this generation

These days, people will click on anything even if it's nothing more then a catchy title

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheVampireQueen7
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I met a man who owned cheese that had been in his family for eight generations.

It was Heirloumi.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call the generation of people that migrated from Italy?

Genitalia.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lemah_Vic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2020
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Generating all of our power from solar energy ....

... its not going to happen overnight!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anytime200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mitalily
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawkeye45_
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/got_nohandz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 28 2020
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Th3NinjaCat
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