Why did the Cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!
I bought this book but had to return it for all the fowl language
I confronted my friend Mark because he refuses to return my dictionary.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
My 9 year old returns with another joke for you all!
What is the stupidest thing in the universe?
A black hole, because it's so dense!
Customer: I want to return this vaccum cleaner.
Salesperson: Why?
Customer: It sucks.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
A sweater I bought was picking up so much static electricity that I had to return it to the store.
They have me another one, free of charge.
But will I get a good return?
Jesus was an automobile enthusiast and had a car he really loved. Everytime Jesus went to visit his parents, he would return with his car sporting a new colour
His father was a Carpainter
To celebrate Bundesliga return tonight!!
I recently did a joke about a suicide bomber not having a return ticket
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t return when you throw it?
Why are you supposed to round to the nearest dollar on your tax returns?
Because the IRS has no cents.
Why did Bernie Sanders refuse to return to the Senate after the primaries?
He wanted to practice socialist distancing
Why did the astroid return his salad?
An American coronavirus investigator got sick and had to return from China
This guy from Egypt called me to invest in a tourism company, and then to ask 3 others to invest in it, while getting returns from their investments. I declined it.
You should know you can help to recycle dead batteries and return them in most supermarkets
Ordered some bass in a restaurant, but I had to return it because the fish they gave me was full of diarrhea
My wife bought a pumice foot stone the other day, but I made her return it.
I asked her never to bring pedi files into our house again.
Had to return this cookie it had a hare in it
I need to return my porcelain duck
I paid a car dealership a monthly fee to drive a car for 2 years then after that I would return the car to the dealer...
It was the leased of my worries.
A man is at a doctor's appointment and the Doctor returns and tells the man "I'm sorry, sir, but you've contracted a disease that has erased all memories of 80's music from your mind."
The man looks shocked and asks "Oh no! What's the Cure?"
I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was 'outstanding'.
Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.
My Philipino wife kicked me out for my general McAurther impersanation. I told here I shall return.
What sucks you in and gives you nothing in return!?
I was hopeful that my dad would return because I was told dads were like boomerangs
But then I remembered that I didn't throw my dad at a 20-degree angle
I had to return the glasses I bought as an anniversary present for my wife.
She still can't see things my way
The US mint wants to stop making pennies because it costs more to make than the returns...
That wouldn't make cents.
Had to return my chocolate chess set to Thornton's
Me: I demand a refund!
Assistant: what's wrong with it?
Me: It's stale mate.
Assistant: Surely not?
Me: Check mate.
Man: I would like to return a defective boomerang.
Shop owner: Sure. Where is it?
Man: I have no idea.
Why did dad return the rabbit stew to the waiter
IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down “Money for Nothing, Checks for Free??”
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What do you call a boomerang that won’t return to your hand?
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back
The sweater I got for Christmas was picking up static electricity. So I went to the store to return it.
They gave me another one. Free of charge.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
I was pissed off at my buddy Mark who borrowed my dictionary and refuses to return it.
I said, “Mark, my words!”
why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
What do you call a stick that doesn’t return very well.
Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
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