Brother Maynard, bring forth the ...
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SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult

Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight

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I once tried to do a fancy knot in my necktie, but it turned out so bad I went crazy and summoned a Great Old One.

Never figured I would bring forth and Eldredge Abomination.

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Sea Bass

So I am staying in Germany with a host family. I know little German and we all went out for lunch. I was looking at the seafood section and I took forever in deciding what I wanted, going back and forth between the salmon and the sea bass. I finally decided on the sea bass, and we order our food.

So some restaurants in Germany are a lot more casual than American restaurants, and you sometimes seat yourself and the waiter/waitress will bring the silverware and napkins to you later. So when I saw the waiter bring over a plate with silverware and napkins on it, he placed it in front of me, to which I naturally said:

"Well, I could have sworn I ordered the sea bass."

My host family literally died laughing.

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