He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. ·chuckles· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
It was some baller baller dill, y’all.
I couldn't turn it down.
He deserves a no bell prize
Self raising flower.
I'll see myself out now.
The Evening.
It turns out he was just spinning a yarn
...I did NOT see that coming!
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
It was a PITA PARKA
The Nobell prize!
Roberto...
A dictatorship!
I don't think he gave me a concrete answer there.
Ow, that Hertz my ears.
Has earned the right to be called an expert in underwear sales
Critics are calling it "offensive and pointless".
he called it recycling.
So earlier today my sister visited a bakery in Boston known for its cannolis. Her friend asks " I wonder how many cannolis they sell on Saturdays" my sister's response " I cannoli imagine" immediately followed by "my dad would be so proud"
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient, as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
