If spelling mistakes are made, puns shall be too
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African made puns
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Hand made pun
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
After being holed up in the house due to Covid, my wife has started having this weird nightmare that our house is made of celery.
Doctors are calling it stalk home syndrome.
Edit: You folks are way too generous. Thanks a lot.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Why are so many movies made in america?
...Because they like shooting things
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︎ Oct 28 2020
This pun made me lose my mind
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Itβs a shame nothing is made in the USA anymore.
I just bought a TV that said βBuilt in Antennaβ. I donβt even know where that is!
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︎ Oct 21 2020
So my friend just made my morning
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︎ Oct 19 2020
He's just being humerous (made by me)
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︎ Oct 02 2020
I think whoever made this book is a total quack
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︎ Aug 08 2020
My ex made my life like a fairy tale.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My gf made me give away my collection of dead batteries
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︎ Nov 04 2020
Not mine but a good pun user who made this deserves rewards
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What are Mario's overalls made out of?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What do you call a hip-hop group made of bakers?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
I made some of my favourite puns into drawings to go on t shirts that Iβve put online! This one is my favourite βHigh Steaks Pokerβ
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︎ Oct 10 2020
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Does anyone remember the joke I made about the Chiropractor?
It was about a weak back...
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I have finally made it
I have two kids, a three year old daughter and a one year old son. Today as we were driving home, my daughter said for the first time βdad Iβm hungryβ and I felt the power course through my veins knowing I was about to reach the pinnacle of existence. I delivered the revered line and my wife just looked at me and I knew I had achieved everything in life.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
My dad made the dadliest of jokes.
We were watching die hard 4 and we got to the bit where the evil hacker guy shoots most of the people he was working with. I was a bit confused so I said,β hang on, werenβt they working for him?β My dad then proceeded to say,βnot any more. They just got fired.β It was such a bad joke but definitely a great dad joke.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
Just finished watching a documentary on how Kool-Aid was made
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender
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︎ Nov 05 2020
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︎ Oct 26 2020
So today my five-year-old daughter made me proud...
She was eating watermelon, and she wanted to know how much it cost. (She's obsessed with prices lately.) I asked her how much she thought it cost, and she said, "I don't know, a melon dollars?"
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I saw a sign that made me piss myself today
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My time in the Boy Scouts really made me a supporter of gay marriage
Itβs where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
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︎ Jul 17 2020
When my uncle worked at the iron mill he made a fortune sneaking out material that he could sell. One can say he was very good at steeling.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Today, while hanging Halloween lights, my 3 year old made his first pun:
Wow, that blue spider is so beautiful! Itβs Blue-tiful!
Iβm so proud.
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︎ Oct 13 2020
My GF didnβt believe I had a car made from Spaghetti
That was until I drove pasta
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︎ Oct 21 2020
My friend said he made a voodoo doll of me.
I think he's pulling my leg.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
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︎ Oct 17 2020
I just ate a burger made out of bear meat
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a belt made of $100 bills?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
I made a dad joke, and I'm not a dad
Does this make me a faux pa?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact Iβve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
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︎ Oct 29 2020
I just made my last car payment.
I still owe a lot, I'm just not paying anymore.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I started watching a really good show about how wooden ships are made
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︎ Oct 16 2020
Bad one but an effort was made though,And for the fact police,I know he was 6 ft
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Friend made it for business
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I made the most expensive Mac & Cheese ever.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Everything seems do be made in China these days. Well, except babies...
... they're made in va-china.
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?
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︎ Sep 11 2020
A guy made a hurtful song about me and I couldn't get it out of my head.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I went back in time to kill the person that made bread.
Now he yeasts to exist.
One I came up with myself
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What transformer is made out of cardboard box and arrives in two days?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My friend and I both wanted credit for a movie we made.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
My uncle's friend won the Olympic gold with an epee made from a disposable thin metal sheet often used in cooking...
It was a good aluminum foil
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︎ Nov 05 2020
I made some French toasts for my kids
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a computer made by McDonalds?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I hope you all enjoy this terrible joke I made
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︎ Oct 01 2020
I made a belt out of watches...
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What was Adolf Hitler's penis made of?
A potato. He was a dick-tater.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I've finally given up on finding a name for my window coverings made from bug spray...
I call the search Off! It's curtains for that quest!
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call pasta made from vegetables?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........
.......His condition is now known to be 'Stable'
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Hamon Cheese sandwich (Made by me)
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︎ Sep 24 2020
My daughter just made her first inadvertent Dad joke...
Overheard this conversation while my wife was getting our daughter ready for bed:
Wife: Alright sweetie, time for bed
Daughter: Ok, I'm so sleepy
Wife: I am too
Daughter: NO, I AM TWO!
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My mom actually made this up not my dad
Person 1: knock knock
Person 2: whoβs there
Person 1: cash
Person 2: cash who
Person 1: Actually I prefer almonds
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I made a medicine using ducks that can cure cancer...
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︎ Oct 30 2020
*This is a literal Dad Joke my father used to tell when I was a kid about 30 years ago. He's almost 80 now and it still makes him laugh.* - So, there was this man named James Fart. Everybody made fun of him since he was very young. "James Fart! James Fart" the bullies used to make him cry...
He came of age among this suffering and at 21 was finally able to legally change his name. He arrived at the government office where he presented himself:
-I'm James Fart and I want to legally change my name!
Of course they laughed at him (everybody did) but eventually they all settled and came around to the situation.
-Ok, so... your current name is.. Β·chucklesΒ· James Fart... I'm sorry, I just...
-I know, everybody has been laughing at my name since as long as I can remember.
After a long and tedious process, everything is ready.
-Very well, sorry for the delays but you know how hard this protocols are. The good news: you are no longer "James Fart", what name do you want instead?
-Charles Fart.
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︎ May 06 2020
Amazon has come up with a new service where they deliver custom made suits to your house in 48 hours.
Itβs called Tailor Swift.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I made a joke about a bomb on this sub once
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What kind of bees are made of plastic?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Here's a joke I made for my fellow Nicks out there :
Don't ask me for 5 cents anytime soon...
because I'm Nicholas.
(that's right! a joke only we can tell!)
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Made a wooden car with a wooden engine only trouble was
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Seams tailor made
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︎ Sep 17 2020
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, yβall.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth
But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
America made Among Us, whatβs Europeβs equivalent?
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︎ Oct 09 2020
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized...
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︎ Oct 02 2020
If your book is made of root vegetables...
Youβre doing a taro reading!
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︎ Oct 26 2020
My brother just made a really good investment on a property
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︎ Oct 28 2020
This food I made, will they eat it?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Just had a dealer try to sell me a piece of stone he said was from Ireland and kissed by St Patrick. When I looked underneath it said 'Made in China.'
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I made a new theory on inertia;
It's a shame it's not gaining any momentum.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Tonight Iβm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan possum...
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
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︎ Sep 27 2020
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naanβt bad!
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
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︎ Aug 17 2020
I was lonely so I made a friend out of bread.
I guess I just kneaded someone.
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︎ Sep 06 2020
A hammerhead shark made from hammer heads
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I made a song about COVID-19
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Did you hear about the neighbors floor made out of 10,000 pennies?
Looks like a hundred bucks!
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I made a joke at the Zoo the other day and someone took offence...
I hope they put the fence back because some of the animals got out.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said βToilets closedβ
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︎ Sep 17 2020
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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