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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself.....It said,
'TOILETS CLOSED. '
What are you in when mom finds your piss drawer
You know urine trouble
I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off
It always seems to be against me lately
Who should you never piss off?
The gardener, they know all the dirt.
Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.
Because they can still rest in pees.
Gentlemen- what’s a shortcut to not piss on the seat?
Ctrl+P
When you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out...
Urine trouble
I just went into a toilet and Santa was in there taking a piss
It was a Christmas number 1
Why is it hard to tell if a pterodactyl is taking a piss?
Their p is silent
Just finished peeing and the wife came in after and asked: "Did you just piss without flushing"?
I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."
.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.
How do you piss off a boat?
Stand on the back and take a leak
What did the piss covered safe say to the man who won the lottery?
Urine lock
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
What do you call it when you piss down a slide?
A weeee wee
Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?
Well, urine luck.
Why can’t you piss off a gate thief?
Because they don’t take a fence
What's the difference between a cup of coffee and a piss?
15 minutes.
Every time I go to take a piss...
"Don't take a piss, leave a piss"
What did the boss say to the new hire who passed the piss-test?
Urine.
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said ‘Toilets closed’
I saw a sign that made me piss myself today
Toilet’s closed
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said ‘Toilets closed’
I just saw a sign that made me piss myself..
It said; "TOILET CLOSED."
Saw a sign that made me piss myself today.
Toilets Out Of Order.
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said "TOILETS CLOSED"
