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I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off
It always seems to be against me lately
I saw a sign that made me piss myself today
Toilet’s closed
Who should you never piss off?
The gardener, they know all the dirt.
Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.
Because they can still rest in pees.
Gentlemen- what’s a shortcut to not piss on the seat?
Ctrl+P
When you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out...
Urine trouble
I just went into a toilet and Santa was in there taking a piss
It was a Christmas number 1
Why is it hard to tell if a pterodactyl is taking a piss?
Their p is silent
Just finished peeing and the wife came in after and asked: "Did you just piss without flushing"?
I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."
.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.
What did the piss covered safe say to the man who won the lottery?
Urine lock
How do you piss off a boat?
Stand on the back and take a leak
My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
What do you call it when you piss down a slide?
A weeee wee
Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?
Well, urine luck.
Why can’t you piss off a gate thief?
Because they don’t take a fence
What's the difference between a cup of coffee and a piss?
15 minutes.
Every time I go to take a piss...
"Don't take a piss, leave a piss"
What did the boss say to the new hire who passed the piss-test?
Urine.
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said ‘Toilets closed’
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said ‘Toilets closed’
I just saw a sign that made me piss myself..
It said; "TOILET CLOSED."
Saw a sign that made me piss myself today.
Toilets Out Of Order.
I saw a sign today that made me piss myself
It said "TOILETS CLOSED"
