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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caligo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2009
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I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off

It always seems to be against me lately

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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I saw a sign that made me piss myself today

Toilet’s closed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Doc's office takin' the piss out of ya!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Who should you never piss off?

The gardener, they know all the dirt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Apparently, it's not considered desecration to piss on a grave.

Because they can still rest in pees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDocX2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Gentlemen- what’s a shortcut to not piss on the seat?

Ctrl+P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hollywoodsine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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When you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out...

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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I just went into a toilet and Santa was in there taking a piss

It was a Christmas number 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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Why is it hard to tell if a pterodactyl is taking a piss?

Their p is silent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phezantbach
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Just finished peeing and the wife came in after and asked: "Did you just piss without flushing"?

I replied, "Yea, it's pretty clear..."

.3 seconds later I realized how funny it was.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What did the piss covered safe say to the man who won the lottery?

Urine lock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/me-no-smart
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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How do you piss off a boat?

Stand on the back and take a leak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nomb317
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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My friend text me that he got a new job testing athlete for doping in the next olympics. I think he’s just taking the piss.....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/feckthis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call it when you piss down a slide?

A weeee wee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acekayrox
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Dig you hear the one about the fortunate piss?

Well, urine luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eurt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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Why can’t you piss off a gate thief?

Because they don’t take a fence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeamXII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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If you’re a fan of piss

Then urine luck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pedrophile101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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What's the difference between a cup of coffee and a piss?

15 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hansenator
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2017
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Every time I go to take a piss...

"Don't take a piss, leave a piss"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaffedog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2016
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What did the boss say to the new hire who passed the piss-test?

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicAutumn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself

It said β€˜Toilets closed’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself

It said β€˜Toilets closed’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AsianUrination
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I just saw a sign that made me piss myself..

It said; "TOILET CLOSED."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliPark
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Saw a sign that made me piss myself today.

Toilets Out Of Order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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I saw a sign today that made me piss myself

It said "TOILETS CLOSED"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Today I saw a sign which made me piss myself

It said 'TOILETS CLOSED'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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