Did you hear about the incontinent hockey player and his new hairpiece?

He piddled and parted and pucked around.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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I just dropped this holiday joke on my kids

I want to get a dog that I'm going to name Feliz. That way, whenever he piddles on the floor, I can sing, "Feliz, Naughty Dog".

(Now try to get that song out of your head for the rest of the evening.)

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📅︎ Dec 10 2013
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