Make Water Puns

A list of puns related to "Make Water"

How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.
Ok, Imma head out...

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👤︎ u/jabhiram
📅︎ May 09 2021
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How can you make water?

melting ice!

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👤︎ u/Wafran
📅︎ Jun 03 2021
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What body of water will make you sick?

The hepatitis-sea.

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ May 13 2021
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GF Says: can you help me make some holy water

I said what, I thought we were having pasta XD She replies, yeah but we need to boil the hell out of the water...

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👤︎ u/l_Ston3_l
📅︎ May 24 2021
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Want to make your water bed bouncier.....

Use spring water.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 26 2021
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How do you make water tired?

You let it run.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Feb 28 2021
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My son tried to make me a rest bed with a built-in water station, but the water kept squirting out.

I smiled and told him, "Hey, it's the cot that founts!"

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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What did Apple make with frozen Sparkling Water?

An iglow.

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👤︎ u/Di_Ma_Re_Bra
📅︎ May 23 2020
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How do you make holy water

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/smellypants5379
📅︎ May 18 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/p_tally
📅︎ Apr 27 2021
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/lordofthstrings
📅︎ Apr 12 2021
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How do you make Holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/ash_bel
📅︎ Mar 06 2021
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How do you make a water bed bouncier?

You add spring water

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👤︎ u/itz_timu
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add Spring Water.

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👤︎ u/LiveNatty
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Merlin-5
📅︎ Feb 09 2021
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

By adding spring water!

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👤︎ u/ddudzi
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it...

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👤︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

(Apologies if this has been posted before.)

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👤︎ u/thealternatejack
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
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How do you make water bed more bouncy

By adding spring water.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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How do you make your water bed bouncy?

Add spring water

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy

You add spring water

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👤︎ u/riversbenjamin5
📅︎ Oct 19 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/thishotleafjuice
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You take water and boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/DSofren
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Scottdavies86
📅︎ Sep 29 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/SuperSaiyanWes
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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How does one make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/QuantumXyt
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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Kids, How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!!!

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👤︎ u/balkso
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add Spring water

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👤︎ u/mastr9ball
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Adragontype
📅︎ Jul 15 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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👤︎ u/hooligan_86
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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How to you make holy water?

Freeze it and drill the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/FrostlessIce
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Grandcanyon19
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/pyoid_loves_cats
📅︎ May 15 2020
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How do you make holy water?

By boiling the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/massassi
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Want to make your water bed more bouncy?

Use, spring water.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 19 2020
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How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/peacemaker127
📅︎ May 07 2020
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How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the Hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/eCockpit89
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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👤︎ u/Arkham_Asylum27
📅︎ Apr 11 2020
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I found out how to make holy water!

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/Parkwad
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it!

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👤︎ u/slimyboomerang
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Do you know how to make holy water?

You just boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Dani_SF
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/Alexshinoda117
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/Saifullah-14
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You burn the hell out of it.

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👤︎ u/howiewu0402
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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👤︎ u/InstaMemesBad
📅︎ Feb 09 2020
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