They really missed out on a great opportunity by calling them defibrillators

Should've called them heartbrakers

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Happy New Year fellow dad jokesters! For 2021, I’m going to turn all of my problems into opportunities.

Starting with my severe drinking opportunity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I recently turned down an opportunity to open a Dominos Pizza store, because I thought it was too risky.

If one store goes down, they will all go down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rx3065
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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With great potential come great opportunities
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanamuna24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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An excellent opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/note_than62
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I drew the number 8 and called it opportunity.

I turned it on its side, now it’s endless opportunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Eye wouldn’t miss the opportunity eye-there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.

They could call them coughy filters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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One of my friends made a mini-computer. Saw my opportunity and took it :)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/litty_kitty73
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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You see a desk, I see an opportunity v.redd.it/vznvn0uwajg41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tendu-or-do-not
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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On a post about a washed up whale. This person SEAS the opportunity and they take it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aakashrajaraman
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Dad: Years ago I had the opportunity to meet R.E.M., and we even took a picture together with my buddies.

Son: Where are you in the photo?

Dad: That's me in the corner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jay-ay
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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He really jumped on that opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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I’d like the opportunity for all of us to see the next day. #stayathome
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLisaShow2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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After a long shift, I was given this opportunity. v.redd.it/18cblj38tnv41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evandolajakulater
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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Whoever named pirate's telescopes spyglasses really missed an opportunity.

They should have been called "Ayeglasses."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypnotoadful
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Don’t know how they missed the opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patty_Pimp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Rare pun opportunity, I think I nailed it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayWex
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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We will find you one day, space cowboy <3 We will not lose the Opportunity...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanBamcookies
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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This quarantine has provided me the perfect opportunity to start a yacht making company in my attic...

Sails are through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/void_burglar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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God gave me an opportunity

God said he's giving me an opportunity to pass along to the new world but i missed the train.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mi88ir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns. roto.life/nba-paris-game-…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bathrobeDFS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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My moms putting curtains up. Perfect pun opportunity.

Mom: β€œMatthew! Can you grab the screws please?”

Me: β€œOh screw this.”

Mom: β€œCan you grab some nails?”

Me: β€œYup.” Sees the curtains up β€œOh wow you’re really nailing it.”

Mom: β€œThe drills on the counter. Would you mind...”

Me: β€œDon’t worry. I know the drill by now.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demonwithfries
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A missed opportunity /r/britishproblems/commen…
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Someone with the last name Hindsight missed an opportunity to run for president.

Hindsight is 2020 though.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Missed opportunity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxhallhatesm3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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Two many opportunities for punning here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EkskiuTwentyTwo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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β€œChelsea’s Pizza” I said, reading a sign as we walked. My son replied β€œDid you say Elsa’s Pizza?” Realizing the opportunity I said β€œNo, but what kind of pizza would they serve at Elsa’s Pizza?

β€œFrozen pizza” said my son, rolling his eyes.

β€œExactly, my son. Frozen pizza.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jamikula
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Is it just me or did Kleenex miss a huge opportunity to say β€œSneeze This Moment”?
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Opportunity knocks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/size15s
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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πŸ‘€︎ u/h_space
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Really!? That was a golden opportunity!

Watching the new season of The Chef Show on the Netflix, and in the Hog Island episode, John asks why cheese industry is so big there, and someone replies β€œit’s a beautiful place for dairy, it also it’s just a big dairy area”.

You mean.................................. a dairy-ah?

I’ll see myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmashusK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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He saw the opportunity and took it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pradays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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My friends sometime ask me why I yell at them all the time over instant message about this amazing new business opportunity I’m involved in that I’m really excited about! They also ask me if maybe if shift key on my keyboard is broken.

But I reply β€œNO I AM A CAPITALIST”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Couldn’t pass this crosspost opportunity up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_agucci
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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I had the opportunity for a potassium pun so I just rolled with it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweggyPotatoChip
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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'So you think you can dance Canada' missed a great opportunity to call themselves 'So you think you Canadance'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheZenPsychopath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Saw an opportunity and I took it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssc456
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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My friend went to Vietnam a while back, she could receive texts but not send them so I saw this as a perfect opportunity to send her some quality puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siliconmac
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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They saw an opportunity and took it. We'll miss you T. Haas!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/luciferous_spirit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Opportunity wasted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/murse_joe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What a missed opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnnathon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Missed opportunity
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_Sid97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Birthday card skips over opportunity to use "hoppiest" as a pun substitute for happiest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/caunmion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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There was an Opportunity to make Mars rover puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LightningProd12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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