I have this incredible talent where I can identify what's inside a wrapped present.

It's a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My weird talent is always being able to tell what’s in a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I thought that maybe I had a talent for music, so I tried to learn...

But I can't read sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tydram
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I’m at my school talent show and this guy said...

β€œbefore I start, I would like to check if my mic is working..” β€œif your name is Michael, please stand up”

then a couple of guys stand up and he goes

β€œthat concludes my mike check”

(I saw this tweet and just had to share it!) Click here for credit

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I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.

I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epitomizer1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I asked my dad if he had any secret talents.

He replied, β€œIf I did, how the hell would I know about them?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lankyjay16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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Testing talent show equipment
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WithNumbers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?

Sam sung

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vodkafountain
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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A priest in a big church in Paris has a job interview with a new bell ringer. The priest asks β€œwhy should I hire you?” The applicant responded β€œI have a special talent!”

β€œOh, and what is this special talent?” Asked the priest.

The applicant walked up to the bells and slammed his face into the bell.

At first the priest was taken aback, but the sound from the bells was heavenly!

β€œYou’re hired!!” He exclaimed.

The applicant jumped around in excitement and slipped, falling off the side of the belfry to the ground below.

The priest ran downstairs and outside to the sidewalk where the bell ringer lay dead.

A bystander asked β€œwho is he?”

The priest responded β€œI don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell!”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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The cake shows up to the talent show and takes center stage. When the judge asks what is his talent. He replies...

"Icing"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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One of my talents is finding it easy to fasten the strap that holds the saddle to a horse...

It's a cinch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Just happened a few minutes ago. Whilst wrapping an easel for our daughter my better half said "how am I going to wrap this?" I replied "Easely". Not even a smile :( wasted talent here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyp433
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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The electric company I work for has a talent show at the annual company party.

One of the techs did a stand up comedy routine. The humor wasn’t very funny, it mostly went for shock value.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikkl_rikk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I have this weird talent where I can control sheep just by listening to them.

I herd it with my own ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Made with RAW talent *insert laughter*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smithereenn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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"German talent show contestants puts string of sausages up her bum" .. this performance was the wurst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowenpa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I paid five cents for a dad joke, but it turned out to be an empty, derivative imitation, overly commercialized and lacking any real soul or talent.

Now I want my Nickelback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Talent Knight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRR2012
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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Why did the scarecrow win the talent show?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nvnvyrtylb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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My special talent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ky_1652
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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My grandma used to pretend she was weaving rugs when she had to think. When she died, she passed the talent to my children.

It's a cherished air-loom in my family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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The shy farmer declined the talent audition...

He's a grower, not a shower.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirnicster
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Did you hear about the day Bobby Fischer and Garry Kasparov were sighted at a hotel lobby, bragging about their talents? They were...

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My hidden talents are hidden so well that even I can't find them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashutosh024
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Just finished helping my daughter write a song for her talent show

it's a rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Strange talent: I can predict the future by smell

they call me Nostrildamus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garbagearmy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2018
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Al Harris pun-based comedian on America's Got Talent. youtube.com/watch?v=vjacS…
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The talent show's tomorrow and I'm not ready.

I really gotta get my act together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopperfive
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2017
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Why don't the X-men let Colossus participate in their talent shows?

Because he always steels the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHobbes82
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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What did the announcer say to the Britain's Got Talent contestant?

Europe next.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arnav_is_Awesome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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My girlfriend and I were talking about drawing, and she said I had innate talent

I said it's more like a six/six and a half.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrIQy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what is inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what’s inside a wrapped present.

You can say.... it’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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Not to brag, but I have this weird talent in guessing what's inside a wrapped present.

It's a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Not to brag, but I have this incredible talent in predicting what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2019
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I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_snipeypants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I have this weird talent where I can identify what’s inside a wrapped present.

It’s a gift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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