You know why a T-Rex walks with bent back?
Cause his dino's sore
Bent hoses turn me on...
I'm just kinky like that.
What's yellow, and a bit bent?
A banana.
When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...
I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.
I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...
What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?
Limber!
If you spin an Oriental person several times while bent down,
Will he / she be disoriented?
The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by
He sensed something amiss
My belt snapped when I bent over to pick something up.
It buckled under all the pressure.
There is one hell of a difference between bent and hellbent
Why does the nail look bent?
It got hammered.
A friend of mine thinks that I bent their vinyl disc.
I need to set the record straight.
A comedian bent down to tie his shoe, so I said...
βThat joke was kinda reachingβ
I tripped over my broom and bent the handle.
I haven't been sweeping well lately.
After I had bent three nails in a row with my hammer...
My dad said "Screw it."
After 30 years bent over his broom, a Janitor was sure he had arthritis. After confirming this, his doctor asked how he knew.
"Oh, It was just a hunch."
My frozen pizza came out bent. Taco bout funny looking.
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