Why can't you give credit to elbow for bending the arm?

Because it's a Joint effort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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My dad did a decent job bending his stick.

Ok boomerang.

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People hate bending over to get their drinks

They need to raise the bars

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shroomz441
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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How would you describe what quality of plastic fork would be needed to eat a particular food without bending?

That would be its utensil strength.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrFurrypants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2015
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What do you see when the Pillsbury dough boy bends over?

Donuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exeQTea
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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What do you see when a duck bends over?

A butt quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notmyrealname336
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zagmut
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"

I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Mercedes bends
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Frank1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out

The cashier said nevermind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joseph-Stalin1945
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a con artist that can air bend?

An air con

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyCrow07
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it

I told her it’s so he can cut corners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CpnCodpiece
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.

"No thanks, just looking around."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notagoodspelller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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What do you call an expensive car that can flex?

Mercedes-Bends.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauly_pasqually
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes he’s completely out of shape.

Yoga pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I would bend over backwards

to cure scoliosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmyspr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks

We really need to raise the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Markvaldek
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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How did the baker react when he was knighted?

He was Sir Pies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/writer_savant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How are Rice Krispies able to bend so well without breaking?

Because they’re marsh-malleable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Dredex_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What happens when the sunrise bends over?

You see the crack of dawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Costabza
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MikeHoncho303
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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If Elbows Didn't Bend...

They would have no point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitbyDeadBear
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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My friend always bends down when he's grocery shopping.

He suffers from low shelf esteem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johngreenink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I forgot that my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet this morning.

But I remembered when all came flooding back to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.

The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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There's an envelope on my doorstep that says "do not bend"

I still haven't worked out how to pick it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerofblame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance

Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrOontzOontz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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My friend said he could bend his big toe.

I told him to do it.

He had his shoes on so he said:"I don't want to shoe off"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XXAligatorXx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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I heard the NFL is supporting Colin Kaepernick.

I'm glad they are giving him the support he kneeds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wspoons5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A sandwich is a compromise

Meat in the middle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatastupidpunt
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I'd bend over backwards to play limbo.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whelks
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2013
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What is yellow, a little bend and not a banana?

Nevertheless a banana!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ISoldMyGFforKarma
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2016
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I wanted to see how a Mercedes bends. imgur.com/zJ17Fiv
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A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley

The crew got the Mercedes-Bends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luckydragon88
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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What do you get when the sunrise bends over

The crack of dawn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

(Sorry) (not sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjfergue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks.

We really need to raise the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks

We really need to raise the bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PB_Monk3y
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.

I have a hunch it might be me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks.

We really need to raise the bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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People don’t like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DevMoodiPro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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