Why can't you give credit to elbow for bending the arm?
Because it's a Joint effort
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My dad did a decent job bending his stick.
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︎ Dec 28 2019
People hate bending over to get their drinks
They need to raise the bars
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︎ Jan 09 2019
How would you describe what quality of plastic fork would be needed to eat a particular food without bending?
That would be its utensil strength.
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︎ Jan 29 2015
What do you see when the Pillsbury dough boy bends over?
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︎ May 22 2021
What do you see when a duck bends over?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
When a clogged drain killed his family, a clog far past the u-bend & far beyond justice, he knew had to take matters into his own filthy hands. He had to become...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Mercedes bends
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I got carded at a liquor store and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out
The cashier said nevermind
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︎ Apr 12 2021
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do you call a con artist that can air bend?
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︎ Apr 15 2020
At dinner tonight my mother in law asked why my sons knife had a bend in it
I told her itβs so he can cut corners
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︎ Jun 24 2020
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog, bends down as if to pet it, then picks it up by the tail and begins spinning it over his head. It created quite the ruckus, so an employee ran over and asked the man if he needed help.
"No thanks, just looking around."
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︎ Apr 16 2020
What do you call an expensive car that can flex?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Yoga bends. Yoga stretches. Yoga realizes heβs completely out of shape.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I would bend over backwards
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︎ Jan 21 2020
People donβt like having to bend over to get their drinks
We really need to raise the bar.
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︎ Apr 20 2019
How did the baker react when he was knighted?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
How are Rice Krispies able to bend so well without breaking?
Because theyβre marsh-malleable.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What happens when the sunrise bends over?
You see the crack of dawn.
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︎ Aug 12 2019
How do you catch a polar bear?
You cut a hole in the ice
Line the hole with peas
When the polar bear bends over to take a pea,
Ya kick it in the icehole!
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︎ Feb 08 2021
If Elbows Didn't Bend...
They would have no point.
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︎ May 15 2018
My friend always bends down when he's grocery shopping.
He suffers from low shelf esteem.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
I forgot that my U-bend was blocked when I went to the toilet this morning.
But I remembered when all came flooding back to me.
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︎ Oct 17 2018
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it canβt bend its legs.
The vet said itβs a cute kid knee disorder.
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︎ Oct 23 2018
There's an envelope on my doorstep that says "do not bend"
I still haven't worked out how to pick it up.
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︎ Apr 13 2017
I've been having some separation anxiety recently, and my Jamaican psychiatrist recommended that I bend an old pen around my finger as an exercise in self-assurance
Worked like a charm, I really feel like I am in de pen dent
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︎ Oct 22 2018
My friend said he could bend his big toe.
I told him to do it.
He had his shoes on so he said:"I don't want to shoe off"
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︎ Oct 19 2017
I heard the NFL is supporting Colin Kaepernick.
I'm glad they are giving him the support he kneeds.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
A sandwich is a compromise
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︎ May 28 2020
I'd bend over backwards to play limbo.
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︎ Dec 23 2013
What is yellow, a little bend and not a banana?
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︎ May 20 2015
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
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︎ Sep 28 2020
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
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︎ Jun 29 2019
What do you get when the sunrise bends over
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts
(Sorry) (not sorry)
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︎ Oct 07 2019
People donβt like having to bend over to get their drinks.
We really need to raise the bar.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
People don't like having to bend over to get their drinks
We really need to raise the bar
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︎ Dec 17 2018
My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
I have a hunch it might be me.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
People donβt like having to bend over to get their drinks.
We really need to raise the bar.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
People donβt like having to bend over to get their drinks. We really need to raise the bar
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