All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
I call them laugh lines
My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.
He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’
He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
Too many pressing issues and no way to de crease the number of suits against us.
I’ve in-creased my output ten fold...
It has a lot of pan-creases.
Sorry.
Now he's got a crease in his pants.
You might say interest has been in creasing
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
Her job performance was de-creasing.
It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: “Problems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.
They're making headlines everywhere.
To de-crease how bad I looked
