Crease Puns

A list of puns related to "Crease"

This ironing board has creases how iron on it
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👤︎ u/E-tha-n
📅︎ Mar 22 2017
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I've wrote down a few cards with jokes about the creases to the side of our mouths

I call them laugh lines

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👤︎ u/Flying_Slig
📅︎ Feb 06 2018
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This just happened like 2 minutes ago and my dad is creased at himself

My mam saw a channel on the telly called the Deja Vu channel so she asked my dad what it was.

He replied with ‘I’m not sure but I swear I’ve seen it before’

He’s now pissing himself laughing and mam doesn’t get it

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👤︎ u/SqueakyHalloumiFry
📅︎ Aug 17 2020
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My origami skills are in creasing.
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👤︎ u/Mr36251
📅︎ Mar 21 2018
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Question: How does the insulin organ maximise surface area?

It has a lot of pan-creases.

Sorry.

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👤︎ u/dunnonauker
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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My dog cut his tongue.

Now he's got a crease in his pants.

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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With so many places in lockdown, there have been more people than ever learning origami.

You might say interest has been in creasing

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👤︎ u/td941
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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I had an employee at the hotel that ironed the bed sheets. I noticed that as the days wore on, the number of sheets ironed was going down.

Her job performance was de-creasing.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 14 2020
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Sorry princess

If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau

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👤︎ u/Sawyer731123
📅︎ Feb 12 2020
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Did you hear about the OTHER origami shop that went out of business?

It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: “Problems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.

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👤︎ u/sloanautomatic
📅︎ Dec 31 2018
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Did'ja hear about those new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines everywhere.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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I started ironing my clothes

To de-crease how bad I looked

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👤︎ u/KenzoEngineer
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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