What kind of medical condition causes wrinkles clothes?

An iron deficiency.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Misplaced_Texan
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β€œHey Tony, how is it that your shirts are always wrinkle free?”

Iron, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My wife was wanting to throw a shirt into the dryer to get the wrinkles out but she wanted to spray it with water first. She couldn’t find a spray bottle close by so she instead grabbed the iron to spray it... talk about the ultimate irony.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vonberns
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I bought some wrinkle cream the other day. What a waste of money that was.

My shirts still need ironing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
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More often than not, I have to straighten my wrinkle-free shirt...

With my irony-ng board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
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I saw an article in the news claiming a cure for forehead wrinkles

Talk about headline news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
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What do you call the directors at the Wrinkle Free Association?

The Ironing Board.

On the nose, but I just made it up. At least I have never heard it before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApexDovah
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What do you call an ironing board that makes your clothes more wrinkled?

An irony board.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeBro8
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Why do ranchers have wrinkled noses?

Because they spend all day smelling that dairy-air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panoptic0n8
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Today I diagnosed someone with wrinkled clothing. He had an iron deficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/aspat7
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Why was the wrinkled shirt feeling so fatigued?

Because it wasn’t getting enough iron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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I went into the library and asked for a book on turtles.

The lady said, "hardback?" I replied, "yes, with little wrinkled heads"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
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I diagnosed a man with wrinkled clothing today

He had an iron deficiency

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why are elephants big, gray, and wrinkled?

If they were small, white, and smooth they would be aspirin.

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My wife tripped and dropped the basket of clothes she had just ironed.

I watched it all unfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Doctor: I think you have severe iron deficiency. Me: How do you know?? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your clothes are all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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My ex-girlfriend hated wrinkled clothes.

She was very irony.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redking20
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I'm surprised you all aren't talking more about that drug with the side effect of making scalps wrinkled.

I mean, it's been making a LOT of head lines.

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I found the Fountain of Youth and sat in it for early 5 hours!

I don't think it works though... I didn't get any younger. In fact, I got more wrinkly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kickballer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Remember when cosmetic surgery was a very taboo subject?

Now you can talk about Botox and nobody even raises an eyebrow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bryce-I-guess
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The pearly gates

St. Peter was guarding the Pearly Gates, waiting for new souls coming to heaven. He saw Jesus walking by and caught his attention. "Jesus, could you mind the gate while I go do an errand?"

"Sure," replied Jesus. "What do I have to do?"

"Just find out about the people who arrive. Ask about their background, their family, and their lives. Then decide if they deserve entry into Heaven."

"Sounds easy enough. OK."

So Jesus manned the gates for St. Peter. The first person to approach the gates was a wrinkled old man. Jesus summoned him to sit down and sat across from him. Jesus peered at the old man and asked, "What did you do for a living?"

The old man replied, "I was a carpenter."

Jesus remembered his own earthly existence and leaned forward. "Did you have any family?" he asked.

"Yes, I had a son, but I lost him."

Jesus leaned forward some more. "You lost your son? Can you tell me about him?"

"Well, he had holes in his hands and feet."

Jesus leaned forward even more and whispered

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Wife dropped this one on our honeymoon.

We're unpacking our bags on our cruise ship. I complain that all my clothes are wrinkled and there's no ironing board in the cabin. She replies:

"Don't worry. Everyone here's in the same boat."

She was already starting to laugh before she stopped talking.

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The doctor said to me, β€œYou have a severe iron deficiency.” Baffled, I asked, β€œHow do you know? I just walked in!”

He sighed, β€œYour shirt is all wrinkled.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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If you leave a grape out in the hot sun, it will shrivel and dry up.

Just raisin awareness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
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A man is auditioning for a role in an opera production the local opera company is putting on.

He's been practicing for this role for months. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he's come down with a sore throat and can't hit his notes anymore. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition.

"I'm sorry," says the director, "but we can't delay an audition for just one performer. That would set a bad precedent. Instead, I'll let you in on a little opera house secret." The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. "Drink this. It's a special tea to help your throat. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again."

The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. "Euch! This is... awful! What's in this tea anyways?"

"Well, it's a secret herbal tea blend made with... well... fish broth." The director replies. "Tuna, specifically. We've found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we've tried."

Sure enough the man is abl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojo2047
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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I think I have an iron deficiency

All my clothes have wrinkles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellarama727
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Dessert Puns

I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.


I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, β€œDo you want a lift”. β€œNo thanks”, they replied, β€œWe’re Walkers”.


I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all Β£5 apart from one that was Β£10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said β€œthat’s maderia cake”.


Bought some cream, it said β€œstore in a cool place”. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.


Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.


I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.


A man says β€œI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says β€œI’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”.


I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled wa

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
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Destroyed my wife yesterday with this dad joke

Wife: "Look at my hands. They're getting wrinkles. I'm old. I bet my ovaries are just shriveling up as we speak."

Me: "I don't know, I think you're...ovary-acting."

Wife: [long pause and sigh] "I deserved that..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zero44
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Dad joked by one of my students at an all girls school.

I was teaching about naming ionic compounds and said that "we have one more wrinkle to go through, so take a look at this example with iron" and one girl started cracking up. I didn't understand why so she said we had to iron the wrinkle!

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My mom is actually a dad...

My mom is disabled and we have to bathe her on a regular basis so today after we'd cleaned her up I asked:

Me: "So how do you feel? Like a million dollars?"

Mom: "Yeah, green and wrinkled."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyFree3
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Elephant joke.

Why is an elephant big, gray and wrinkled?

Because if it was small, pink and puckered it would be an ass hole.

Like what the fuck?

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I was at my local burger joint waiting for an order...

... when a girl walked up and asked for a cheeseburger. She paid with $8 cash as she said, "Sorry it's wrinkled." "That's OK," said the cashier, "It won't be once I launder it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArrexB
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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dadjoked my dad

Dad: Why is your shirt so wrinkled?

Me: I must be depressed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keez123
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Grandma wanted to go clubbing...

Grandma: clit_or_us, I have made up my mind, I'm going out with you guys tonight.

Me: OK, what are you going to wear?

Grandma: Nothing! Just tell them my outfit is wrinkled!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clit_or_us
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