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A list of puns related to "Bent"

You know why a T-Rex walks with bent back?

Cause his dino's sore

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👤︎ u/1CUP2DAY
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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Bent hoses turn me on...

I'm just kinky like that.

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👤︎ u/G0LD1L0CKS
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's yellow, and a bit bent?

A banana.

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👤︎ u/FlyWithMeh
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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Bent door
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👤︎ u/NOccomore
📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?

Limber!

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👤︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by

He sensed something amiss

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👤︎ u/s7evenofspades
📅︎ May 07 2020
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My belt snapped when I bent over to pick something up.

It buckled under all the pressure.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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There is one hell of a difference between bent and hellbent
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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why does the nail look bent?

It got hammered.

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👤︎ u/VeggieSkitzles
📅︎ May 15 2019
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A friend of mine thinks that I bent their vinyl disc.

I need to set the record straight.

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👤︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
📅︎ Feb 18 2018
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A comedian bent down to tie his shoe, so I said...

“That joke was kinda reaching”

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jan 25 2019
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I tripped over my broom and bent the handle.

I haven't been sweeping well lately.

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👤︎ u/accountnumber3
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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After I had bent three nails in a row with my hammer...

My dad said "Screw it."

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👤︎ u/jonnyprophet
📅︎ Jan 18 2016
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After 30 years bent over his broom, a Janitor was sure he had arthritis. After confirming this, his doctor asked how he knew.

"Oh, It was just a hunch."

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👤︎ u/_joj
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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My frozen pizza came out bent. Taco bout funny looking.

https://imgur.com/gallery/LLX4m

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👤︎ u/RNNNG
📅︎ Apr 14 2017
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