You know why a T-Rex walks with bent back?

Cause his dino's sore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1CUP2DAY
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Bent hoses turn me on...

I'm just kinky like that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G0LD1L0CKS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's yellow, and a bit bent?

A banana.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyWithMeh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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When I was a young boy, I was walking down a gravel road with my grandpa. I accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, cutting my knees. Grandpa gently bent down and began to clean the wound, removing the little pebbles now embedded in my skin as I cried...

I'd always heard adults talk about it, but I finally knew what they were talking about.

I'll never forget the pain of my first kid knee stones...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Bent door
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NOccomore
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What did the lumberjack yell when the tree bent but didn't fall?

Limber!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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If you spin an Oriental person several times while bent down,

Will he / she be disoriented?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PinoyDadInOman
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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The detective bent over to study a clue just as an unknown projectile whizzed by

He sensed something amiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s7evenofspades
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My belt snapped when I bent over to pick something up.

It buckled under all the pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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There is one hell of a difference between bent and hellbent
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why does the nail look bent?

It got hammered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeggieSkitzles
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A friend of mine thinks that I bent their vinyl disc.

I need to set the record straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJenkinsComic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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A comedian bent down to tie his shoe, so I said...

β€œThat joke was kinda reaching”

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I tripped over my broom and bent the handle.

I haven't been sweeping well lately.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/accountnumber3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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After I had bent three nails in a row with my hammer...

My dad said "Screw it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2016
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After 30 years bent over his broom, a Janitor was sure he had arthritis. After confirming this, his doctor asked how he knew.

"Oh, It was just a hunch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2017
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My frozen pizza came out bent. Taco bout funny looking.

https://imgur.com/gallery/LLX4m

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNNNG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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