My friend has he intellect of a sword

He quite sharp when it comes to historical battles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Topasappa
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2018
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When commenting on my intellect. . .

"Well you're a fart smeller, aren't ya? . . .Errrrr. . .smart feller. Yup. That's what I meant."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADStruble
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2015
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Just figured out the perfect name for my Pickleball league.

Baller Baller Dills, Y’all

Edit: I’m so sorry, I thought of this and needed it to exist somewhere outside my mind but I don’t actually play pickleball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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I have a pet tree

Kinda like having a pet dog but the bark is quieter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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