I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.

Immanuel Kan't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supah_Cole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I believe electricians are really clever thinkers.

They often have lightbulb moments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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A thinker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talenap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Gandhi was amazingβ€”fasted every other day, walked barefoot, deep thinker...with bad breath.

it’s true. he was a super-fragile calloused mystic suffering halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Artists are independent thinkers.

They draw their own conclusions.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Left-brained thinkers mainly think in words using logic and facts.

Am I right???

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toastinturtl3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What do you call a funny mexican

El mao

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rorylikememes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My Vet said our puppy requires supervision at all times.

I told him that I would be happy to consider LASIK, but wondered how it would help us potty train him?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyinDanskMen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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At a job interview:

"What are your strengths?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example?"

"Yes, when do I start?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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My friend on IG reach the 1 million milestone and he asked me β€œHow do my haters like me now?”

By double tapping...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z233444
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Your uncle is getting bald

Good thing is he's always gonna be a cold-headed thinker

Credits to my dad who just said that in a family meeting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaK1N_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What do you call a philosophical fairy?

ThinkerBell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KMDK2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a girl who thinks with her private parts?

A clitical thinker.

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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