Because they’re a-muse-ing
You mean an ignorhymus?
[Judging from my username, I think this might be OC]
He wanted to write haiku
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.
The contest was for prose only.
He went from gouda to bed to verse.
His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first
Because they're long fellows.
My dad just busted that one out and the absurdity is killing me.
She learns from the best ;-)