They want to be like shake spear
... Bar tender says "Hi Dave".
Because when they have no prose all they can do is list cons.
Metaphors be with you.
Because they’re a-muse-ing
You mean an ignorhymus?
[Judging from my username, I think this might be OC]
He wanted to write haiku
He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.
The contest was for prose only.
He went from gouda to bed to verse.
His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first
Because they're long fellows.
My dad just busted that one out and the absurdity is killing me.