Poet Puns

A list of puns related to "Poet"

why do poets never keep there weapons still?

They want to be like shake spear

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👤︎ u/JoesMemories
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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A poet & a thief walk into a bar...

... Bar tender says "Hi Dave".

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👤︎ u/eltegs
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Why was the bad poet the best at taking role in prison?

Because when they have no prose all they can do is list cons.

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👤︎ u/Dr_Devious
📅︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the poet say to Luke Skywalker?

Metaphors be with you.

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👤︎ u/P_Creative
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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What did one Greek poet say to the other when he stepped on his toga?

Euripides!

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👤︎ u/Inchmahome
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What does a poet drink?

Rhyme and coke

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👤︎ u/TheGoldenDragoness10
📅︎ May 18 2020
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Why are poets widely appreciated and loved?

Because they’re a-muse-ing

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👤︎ u/hayleyshadowfighter
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Got the wife when she told me I'm a 'poet and didn't know it'

You mean an ignorhymus?

[Judging from my username, I think this might be OC]

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👤︎ u/Ignorhymus
📅︎ Mar 04 2020
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What do you call a drunk medieval poet?

Shakesbeer

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👤︎ u/BeanOfBirbs
📅︎ Jul 08 2019
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How does a dyslexic poet write?

Inverse.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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Traditional Japanese poet smokes pot

He wanted to write haiku

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👤︎ u/ivanthemute
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why did the poet hire a security guard?

He didn't want his metaphors to be taken literally.

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👤︎ u/kungfujohnjon1
📅︎ May 26 2019
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Why was the amateur poet disqualified from the writing contest?

The contest was for prose only.

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👤︎ u/danwvining
📅︎ Mar 03 2019
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Did you hear about the cheesemonger who developed narcolepsy and became a poet?

He went from gouda to bed to verse.

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👤︎ u/liquidlightning325
📅︎ Dec 11 2018
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The poet said something offensive at yesterday's poetry slam.

I snapped.

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👤︎ u/numbgum
📅︎ Nov 15 2018
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I'm a poet and I didn't even know i was one
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👤︎ u/1stringham
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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A poet decided to change his job

His friend told him to consider the prose and cons first

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👤︎ u/MrGold14
📅︎ Oct 04 2018
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What did the poet say to his girlfriend?

Haiku-tee

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👤︎ u/negan92
📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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You're a poet and you don't know it, but your feet show it,

Because they're long fellows.

My dad just busted that one out and the absurdity is killing me.

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👤︎ u/fanboat
📅︎ May 27 2016
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Which type of dog is the best poet?

A Weimar-rhymer.

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👤︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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What did the insect poet say

To bee or not to bee

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👤︎ u/Buxman
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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A backwards poet always

writes inverse

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👤︎ u/sweeza
📅︎ Dec 20 2015
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My 5 year old daughter to me: "Daddy, what do you call a poet who sneezes during a performance?"

"A hai-choo!"

She learns from the best ;-)

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👤︎ u/barscarsandguitars
📅︎ Jan 12 2016
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How does a backwards poet write?

Inverse

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👤︎ u/Access_Denied316
📅︎ Jul 09 2017
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