My parents while browning burger.

Mom: "Did I turn the hamburger on?"

Dad: "I don't know, did you whisper to it just right?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcatron565
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2014
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120 degrees
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuckinWimp87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06
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Golden-brown purebread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuakDick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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What's brown and sticky

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mason_yup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?

He’s the one who can’t stop on time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Whats brown and sticky

A stick. What else dummy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K1llerpanda1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legendary-jake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?

Pickasso.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's Last Movement

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastballcount
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dunnnnggggg

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....

He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?

The Man-DeLorean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What’s brown and sticky?

A tree.

Buh-dum-tsss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHarcade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?

Auburn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.

The survivors were marooned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBelpit68
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?

Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_sir_z
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?

Karmalization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Socraticfanboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...

But I am still looking for the pink cows!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What's long, brown, and hairy?

Long brown hair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gradymegalania
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?

Brown-chicken-brown-cow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiTro_Erebus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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Why did the baker have brown hands?

Because he kneaded a poo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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Went to a new local grocery store called mommas and pappas. I bought a head of lettuce but just couldn't eat it...

Because all the leaves are brown.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BamaPaul
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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"I used to hate facial hair..."

"but then it grew on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/up_to_know_good
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What's Brown and Sticky ?

. . . A Stick

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingofKrimson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What's Brown And Sticky?

A Stick! What were you thinking?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rchang1202
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What Is Brown and Sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkinDeep69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aderkaperk1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snapdragon095
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImDyxlesic-
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ye_Olde_DM
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What’s brown and sticky

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/behold_the_man
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmurphy00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?

dr. dre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s brown and sits on a piano?

Beethoven’s last movement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jumophone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop

Dr. Dre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Brown and sticky, what is?

Yoda's stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/100WattTubeTop
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What is brown and sticky?

A stick!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyClevrUsername
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What’s brown and sticky?

A stick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pim_Jickens1811
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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