My parents while browning burger.
Mom: "Did I turn the hamburger on?"
Dad: "I don't know, did you whisper to it just right?"
Did you hear about the brown nose reindeer?
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
What do you call an artist with brown fingers ?
Pickasso.
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnggggg
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
The Man-DeLorean
What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?
Auburn
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?
Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
Karmalization.
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
What's long, brown, and hairy?
Long brown hair.
What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?
Brown-chicken-brown-cow
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
Went to a new local grocery store called mommas and pappas. I bought a head of lettuce but just couldn't eat it...
Because all the leaves are brown.
"I used to hate facial hair..."
"but then it grew on me."
What's Brown And Sticky?
A Stick! What were you thinking?
What’s brown and sits on a piano?
Beethoven’s last movement.
