My parents while browning burger.
Mom: "Did I turn the hamburger on?"
Dad: "I don't know, did you whisper to it just right?"
What's brown, lumpy, and sits on a piano bench?
Beethoven's Last Movement
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dunnnnggggg
What's Brown And Sticky?
A Stick! What were you thinking?
I was telling my friend that brown rice is the same as white rice, but with a criminal record....
He thinks I'm a riceist for saying that.
Who’s Doc Brown’s favorite Star Wars character?
The Man-DeLorean
What do you say when someone roasts a person with reddish-brown hair?
Auburn
What's the difference between Hammurabi and a baby eating hash browns?
Hammurabi was Mesopotamian, a baby eating hash browns is a mess o' potato eatin'.
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
What do you call a Reddit post that oxidizes sugar and results in a nutty brown flavour?
Karmalization.
What's long, brown, and hairy?
Long brown hair.
It is amazing how a considerable ammount of people think chocolate milk comes from brown cows...
But I am still looking for the pink cows!
Why did the baker have brown hands?
Because he kneaded a poo
What did the sexy brown chicken say to the sexy brown cow?
Brown-chicken-brown-cow
My wife said she prefers brown rice
That’s just riceist
Why did the baker have brown fingers?
He neaded a poo
What’s brown and sits on a piano?
Beethoven’s last movement.
