Wife: I’m going to make the roux from scratch.

Me: Can you make it kanga flavored? Wife: What?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Solaphobe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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My wife insisted on pouring flour into the melted butter.

I told her she would roux the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhantomBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?

They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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As the disgraced saucier was forced out of his former kitchen, he threatened impotently:

"you will roux the day!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Don't even think about challenging my French butter sauce...

You will roux the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What did the French chef say?

What did the French chef say when he dropped his pan of red sauce on the floor?

Eau neau! My rouge roux is ruined!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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If RuPaul had a cooking show

Would it be called RouxPaul?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SynthRysing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My late Dad was a rebellious Chef by nature. He taught me to never..

..play by the Rouxs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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When I have kids, I will punish them by making them mix melted butter and flour until I send them to bed.

They will roux the day that they anger me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantum13_6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you call a teenager who regularly thickens sauces?

A roux teen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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Got my wife good with this one...

We were discussing how to make Cauliflower cheese, for our son's lunches this week. So you start with a roux and add milk to make white sauce, then add cheese to make cheese sauce. She then asked "what else can you add to a roux?" I quickly replied "there's always kanga." It took her a second, then she whacked me. My job is done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/83n170
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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My Aussie buddy's chef friend just moved in.

He calls him his roux mate.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.

Kanga-roux.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2017
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I'd really hate to cook flour and butter...

in fact, I'd roux the day

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