My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...
Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.
It was a poutine traffic stop.
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
Stew
I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.
The plot thickens.
Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
Gravity is one the most fundamental forces in the universe, but when you remove it, you get gravy.
I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...
I don't think I have Thyme for all that!
What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?
Vladimir Poutine
My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
What do you get when you mix chopped potatoes, Kielbasa, Russian cheese, and Vodka infused gravy?
Raspoutine
What do you call a group of gravy boats?
A gravy Navy
What did the fries, gravy, and cheese say to the chef?
Why are you poutine us together?
Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas
Had me poutine all night
My gravy ended up being pretty impolite.
It was acting super ROUXd
I'm thinking about starting a band called Gravy...
We're just gonna cover Meat loaf
I've been called cheesy, corny & a chicken. If someone calls me "mash potatoes with gravy" I can be a KFC Famous Bowl. #lifegoals
So you died from eating too much gravy?
You went from the ladle to the grave.
What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?
Vladimir Poutine
What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?
Vladimir Poutine.
