I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti

She just laughed.

You should of seen her face when I drove past her!

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eleet123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13
🚨︎ report
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was building a car made of spaghetti..

Until I drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 97
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
🚨︎ report
What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?

Inpasta

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/J0k3rWi1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
🚨︎ report
I bought some store brand spaghetti

It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bigtone7882
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
🚨︎ report
My friend’s grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.

I guess she just ran out of thyme.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cavs26
πŸ“…︎ May 21
🚨︎ report
I made a fragrance from spaghetti

Eau de Bologne

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
🚨︎ report
Why did I put the can of Spaghetti-Os back on the shelf?

It was all-denty!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TundieRice
πŸ“…︎ May 23
🚨︎ report
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti

Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta

πŸ‘︎ 67
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/mummifiedllama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02
🚨︎ report
I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti.

It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.

πŸ‘︎ 44
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
🚨︎ report
Is it true that Mom's making spaghetti?

I wouldn't put it pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the guy who dies from eating spaghetti ?

He pasta away

πŸ‘︎ 39
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
🚨︎ report
If spaghetti made a moovie, what would it be called?

Mission im-pasta-ble

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Caprastick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
🚨︎ report
It seems spaghetti has been dethroned by

.. macorona.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Anal_L1beration
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
🚨︎ report
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti

You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 5k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JackKeogh01
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
🚨︎ report
I told the wife I could make a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 63
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
🚨︎ report
Mom's Spaghetti
πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
🚨︎ report
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night

It was not real food, it was an impasta.

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
🚨︎ report
My son was telling me that god might be a Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I said, β€œit’s pastable”

Credit to my wife

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprila
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
🚨︎ report
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
🚨︎ report
What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
🚨︎ report
My mom always laughed when I said I'd make a car out of spaghetti

But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the woman who was approaching men wanting to trade sex for a spaghetti dinner?

She was arrested for pasta-tution

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
🚨︎ report
Looking for an easier way to get chopped spaghetti off the floor. (Under the high chair)

Because my current solution is not cutting it.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/matcorn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me $100 I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen her face when I drove right pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetusmemus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
🚨︎ report
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
🚨︎ report
Spaghetti Carbanana
πŸ‘︎ 102
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LittleTimmy29
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.

I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.

πŸ‘︎ 28
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/cynid3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

πŸ‘︎ 714
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RedWolf308
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
🚨︎ report
Did you hear about the man who invented spaghetti?

He just pasta-way last week.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ianthekiller
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife didn’t believe my car was made of spaghetti

Until I drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/vherus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
🚨︎ report
I decided to tie up all the spaghetti together when I was drunk last night.

I ended up skipping dinner.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
🚨︎ report
I ate 15 bowls of alphabetti spaghetti yesterday

And today I've had really bad vowel movement.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Tied all my spaghetti together last night when is was drunk.

Ended up skipping dinner.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Naptownfellow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
🚨︎ report
I feel like I'm in a bowl of spaghetti and don't deserve to be there.

My psychiatrist says I have "inpasta syndrome"

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thunkbunk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I came home really drunk last night and decided to tie all the spaghetti together when I sat down to eat.

I ended up skipping dinner.

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me Β£50 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta...

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/sirlukethemodest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
🚨︎ report
After years of trying I have decided to give up on my life long dream of becoming a world renowned spaghetti chef. It’s time to move on and stop living in ...
πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/darlosworld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
🚨︎ report
How do Jedi eat spaghetti?

They use the forks

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Feddny
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend bet me Β£100 that I couldn't bulid a car from spaghetti.

You should of seen her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 127
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SwiftHadoken
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
🚨︎ report
I work at an Italian restaurant that sells squash in strands like spaghetti

I think it's an inpasta

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ianlucky13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
🚨︎ report
My friend bet me a hundred dollars that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eawesome00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
🚨︎ report
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaming_Gil_Bros
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2017
🚨︎ report
What’s a spaghetti noodles favorite movie?

Mission ImPASTAble

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
🚨︎ report
What happens when you eat too many spaghetti-o's?

You have a vowel movement

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti

A pastatute

πŸ‘︎ 20
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/thatbrightkid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Have you heard about the dead spaghetti?

Yeah, it pasta way yesterday. :(

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/abnormalsorrow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
🚨︎ report
Ted's wife was a horrible cook. She served mashed potatoes that were so runny, that his whole plate resembled soup. Even though she insisted that she drained the pasta, her spaghetti was so watery that the sauce ran off the plate. Ted had no choice...

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call someone who sells their body for spaghetti?

A pastatute.

πŸ‘︎ 54
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
🚨︎ report
My girlfriend bet I couldn't make a spaghetti car...

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove past-a.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/judethedude781
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
🚨︎ report
Want some Spaghetti Carbanana? (Credit to @porcelaincanvas)
πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JinRoTan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Where does spaghetti go to cut a rug?

The Meat Ball

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
🚨︎ report
Someone bet I couldn’t eat a bowl of spaghetti in one bite

It was my mission in pasta bowl

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lefife14
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you calll a noodle in a bowl of spaghetti?

An impasta!

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueslimeG10
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the spaghetti said to the carbonara at the spaghetti party?

You’re an impasta!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpyMashy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
🚨︎ report
What’s a spaghetti noodle’s favorite movie?

Mission ImPASTAible

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
🚨︎ report
My wife didn't believe me when i said I'd made a car from spaghetti.

Should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 83
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
🚨︎ report
Did you here about the spaghetti chef?

I heard he PASTA-way

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/luketheawesome
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
🚨︎ report
A macaroni went down the spaghetti road then died

It's pastaway

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/hunsweeper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
🚨︎ report
A spanish meatball greets an italian spaghetti

"ΒΏQue pasta?"

The spaghetti looks on, confused. The meatball says,

"ΒΏQue, pasta?"

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
🚨︎ report
What did the man say when his spaghetti was dry?

Pasta sauce

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/haymalb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
🚨︎ report
I love to cook spaghetti, but am really bad at serving... it's a real mission in-pasta-bowl.

I really noodle get better at it.

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/patentpunk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Spaghetti is hair for meatballs.
πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/21614415
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
🚨︎ report
My wife said it was "crazy and impossible" when I told her I wanted to make a car out of spaghetti...

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Wolfy9001
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
🚨︎ report
I found a spaghetti noodles in my fettuccine Alfredo

It was an impasta

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Dark_Devin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
🚨︎ report
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Antipasto

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ramdum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Jamaican that makes really good spaghetti?

A pastafari.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/j_wrigh2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!
πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/outofoffice247
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
🚨︎ report
My mother told me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 70
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeeeeeb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
🚨︎ report
Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?

The meat ball

πŸ‘︎ 419
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/winnieismydog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
🚨︎ report
What did the plate of lasagna say to the bowl of spaghetti?

ΒΏQue pasta?

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ZinyZee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
🚨︎ report
Everyday I feed my son Alphabeti Spaghetti and tell everyone he loves it,

He doesn't, I'm just putting words in his mouth

πŸ‘︎ 40
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ChazyLamy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
🚨︎ report
What did the spaghetti say when it fell off the table?

Pasta la vista!

πŸ‘︎ 69
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/N0M3RCY117
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
🚨︎ report
My girlfriend asked me if she could mix alfredo and marinara sauces on her spaghetti, I said...

Anything's pastabowl

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GenitalFurbies
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
🚨︎ report
My wife told me I could never build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 55
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/tisdue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2017
🚨︎ report
Terrorists have been planting bombs in Alphabetti Spaghetti.

Experts say that if detonated, it could spell disaster.

πŸ‘︎ 58
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/crocsndsocks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a girl who sells herself for spaghetti?

A pastatute!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/D22soso
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
🚨︎ report
Did you hear what happened to the spaghetti chef?

He pasta way.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 11k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
🚨︎ report
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.

You should of seen her face when I drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
🚨︎ report
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me Β£15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 264
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/xXDarkSwordsXx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 62
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/officialmrkiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
🚨︎ report
My sister bet me $20 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/daddjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
🚨︎ report
My cousin bet me Β£20 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
🚨︎ report
My daughter just bet me $15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta

πŸ‘︎ 18
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/__Raxy__
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.