My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti...

You should of seen her face when I drove Pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
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I am looking for a car that I can use to advertise my spaghetti restaurant....

I am looking for all pasta-bile options

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marty___mcfly
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Wife: β€œWhich pot should I use for spaghetti?”

Me: β€œThe right one” Wife: Evil Glare Me: β€œThe wrong one?” Wife: Eviler Glare Me: Walks out of room

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jangooni
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldn’t work

Should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigg_UN
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My GF didn’t believe I had a car made from Spaghetti

That was until I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MJBGaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.

I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Spaghetti car

I told my wife I was building a car out of spaghetti. She told me to stop being stupid. You should've seen her face as I drove pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jamster_1988
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??

She said: no, it's in pasta bowl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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I caught someone selling counterfeit spaghetti

He was an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonSolo1
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Spaghetti Carbanana
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazeHopper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghetti…

You should've seen her confront when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/roflmoaqwerty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeATron3000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti

She was so annoyed when I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmak13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti

She just laughed.

You should of seen her face when I drove past her!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eleet123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My wife laughed at me when I told her I was building a car made of spaghetti..

Until I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantlesspatrick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti

You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti

Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mummifiedllama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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My friend’s grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.

I guess she just ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cavs26
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?

Inpasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/J0k3rWi1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti.

It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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I bought some store brand spaghetti

It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigtone7882
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who dies from eating spaghetti ?

He pasta away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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I made a fragrance from spaghetti

Eau de Bologne

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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Is it true that Mom's making spaghetti?

I wouldn't put it pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why did I put the can of Spaghetti-Os back on the shelf?

It was all-denty!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TundieRice
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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If spaghetti made a moovie, what would it be called?

Mission im-pasta-ble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caprastick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I told the wife I could make a car out of spaghetti

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta

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Mom's Spaghetti
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πŸ‘€︎ u/genesiscreation7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night

It was not real food, it was an impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetwitchy1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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It seems spaghetti has been dethroned by

.. macorona.

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My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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Spaghetti Carbanana
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My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.

You should of seen her face when I drove pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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My mom always laughed when I said I'd make a car out of spaghetti

But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunarsee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Did you hear about the woman who was approaching men wanting to trade sex for a spaghetti dinner?

She was arrested for pasta-tution

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you call fake spaghetti?

An impasta!

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaming_Gil_Bros
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Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.

I complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cynid3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avianthon
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My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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My sister bet me Β£15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti

You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta

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