My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti...
You should of seen her face when I drove Pasta.
ποΈ 94
π
οΈ Dec 04 2020
I am looking for a car that I can use to advertise my spaghetti restaurant....
I am looking for all pasta-bile options
ποΈ 2
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οΈ Dec 30 2020
Wife: βWhich pot should I use for spaghetti?β
Me: βThe right oneβ
Wife: Evil Glare
Me: βThe wrong one?β
Wife: Eviler Glare
Me: Walks out of room
ποΈ 3
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
My ex left me because I was determined to buy van and sell spaghetti out of the back, she told me it wouldnβt work
Should have seen her face when I drove pasta
ποΈ 7
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οΈ Nov 20 2020
My GF didnβt believe I had a car made from Spaghetti
That was until I drove pasta
ποΈ 23
π
οΈ Oct 21 2020
I read a press release from Heinz saying: "We will never make a Bolognese version of our Alphabetti Spaghetti.
I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.
ποΈ 6
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
I said to her, are going to eat that whole plate of spaghetti??
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Oct 01 2020
I caught someone selling counterfeit spaghetti
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Aug 02 2020
Spaghetti Carbanana
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Jun 27 2020
My girlfriend thought I'd never be able to make a car out of spaghettiβ¦
You should've seen her confront when I drove pasta.
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Jun 20 2020
Spaghetti Bowl of Neighs
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Jul 30 2020
I bet he eats spaghetti from hecc
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Jul 28 2020
What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?
ποΈ 12
π
οΈ Jun 27 2020
Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?
Because it went straight pasta!
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Aug 06 2020
My Sister Bet Me $15 I Couldn't Build a Car Out Of Spaghetti
You should of seen her face as I drove pasta.
ποΈ 5k
π
οΈ Jul 18 2019
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you shouldβve seen her face when I rode pasta
ποΈ 70
π
οΈ Apr 02 2020
My friendβs grandma died while making spaghetti sauce.
I guess she just ran out of thyme.
ποΈ 7
π
οΈ May 21 2020
What do you call a guy trying to hide as spaghetti?
ποΈ 9
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οΈ Jun 04 2020
I've made a ouija board using alphabeti spaghetti.
It's great for contacting people who've pasta way.
ποΈ 41
π
οΈ Apr 04 2020
I bought some store brand spaghetti
It tasted awful, it was a total im-pasta.
ποΈ 4
π
οΈ Jun 07 2020
Did you hear about the guy who dies from eating spaghetti ?
ποΈ 43
π
οΈ Feb 02 2020
I made a fragrance from spaghetti
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Jun 06 2020
Is it true that Mom's making spaghetti?
ποΈ 13
π
οΈ Mar 10 2020
Why did I put the can of Spaghetti-Os back on the shelf?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ May 23 2020
I had a job making spaghetti noodles...
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Jan 13 2020
If spaghetti made a moovie, what would it be called?
ποΈ 3
π
οΈ Feb 11 2020
Mom's Spaghetti
ποΈ 5
π
οΈ Jan 04 2020
My wife made gluten free, carb free, salt free spaghetti last night
It was not real food, it was an impasta.
ποΈ 45
π
οΈ Jan 14 2020
It seems spaghetti has been dethroned by
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Mar 21 2020
Spaghetti Carbanana
ποΈ 98
π
οΈ May 30 2019
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should of seen her face when I drove pasta
ποΈ 11
π
οΈ Jan 02 2020
Did you hear about the woman who was approaching men wanting to trade sex for a spaghetti dinner?
She was arrested for pasta-tution
ποΈ 15
π
οΈ Dec 03 2019
What do you call fake spaghetti?
ποΈ 2
π
οΈ Jan 14 2020
Had a horrible experience dining out last night. The waiter made us eat our spaghetti with a spoon.
I complained to the owner, but even she didnβt give a fork.
ποΈ 27
π
οΈ Sep 11 2019
Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?
ποΈ 6
π
οΈ Oct 28 2019
Spaghetti car
I told my wife I was building a car out of spaghetti. She told me to stop being stupid. You should've seen her face as I drove pasta!
ποΈ 18
π
οΈ Oct 27 2020
My wife said I could never make a car out of spaghetti
She was so annoyed when I drove pasta
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Aug 13 2020
I told my wife I was going to make a car out of spaghetti
She just laughed.
You should of seen her face when I drove past her!
ποΈ 18
π
οΈ Jun 13 2020
My wife laughed at me when I told her I was building a car made of spaghetti..
ποΈ 96
π
οΈ Apr 26 2020
My sister bet me $15 that i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face as i drove pasta.
ποΈ 11k
π
οΈ May 09 2019
I told the wife I could make a car out of spaghetti
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta
ποΈ 63
π
οΈ Jan 17 2020
My sister bet me a hundred dollars i couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
ποΈ 714
π
οΈ Dec 24 2018
My mother always laughed at me when I told her my dream was to build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I
drove pasta.
ποΈ 10
π
οΈ Jan 02 2020
My mom always laughed when I said I'd make a car out of spaghetti
But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta.
ποΈ 8
π
οΈ Jan 03 2020
My sister bet me Β£15 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti
You should of seen the look on her face as i drove pasta
ποΈ 269
π
οΈ Mar 04 2019
My daughter said i could never make a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.
ποΈ 3k
π
οΈ Aug 03 2017
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