What’s the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?

One is meteor β˜„οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigEppyW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falgony
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A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
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I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.

Darn. Wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why do butchers all like meatballs?

They are a great place to meet and dance with other butchers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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[not a pun] need help with a punny name for my wife’s meatballs

Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.

She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/general_stinkhorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Spaghetti is hair for meatballs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/21614415
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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[request] Pun names for a meatball-based food truck

I had to create a fake business idea for a highschool economics class and I'm looking for a funny name to catch people's attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devosity28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Where does a meatball go to get a massage?

The Spa Ghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanBiped
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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A spanish meatball greets an italian spaghetti

"ΒΏQue pasta?"

The spaghetti looks on, confused. The meatball says,

"ΒΏQue, pasta?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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So I was found an online chatbot that was a meatball....

We were talking about our favorite foods and the meatball said its favorite food was cinnamon. I was confused since cinnamon isn't usually thought of as a food but more of a spice. So I told him, "That's a spice, e-meatball."

edit: "I found an online...." not "So I was found..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elikruj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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I like my meatballs sweet, but not too sweet. I like them swedish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Wife (just now): I'm going to try using the rest of the ground chicken to make meatballs for lunch.

Me (just now): I wish you cluck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do you call a vegetarian meatball?

A wheatball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarianlore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Meatballs

Made a large batch of meatballs a couple of weeks ago and put the extras in the freezer. Last night was spaghetti night, so I pulled out a bag. Opened up the bag and held one up. Then said to my wife, in my best Italian accent...

"Now that's an icy meat-ah-ball."

She was not nearly as amused as I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bydawee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

If you fellow dadjokers haven't seen this, it's basically a movie full of dadjokes. :)

"We're all here to help you...now it's time to let us." (while he points to a leaf of lettuce)

I suggest watching it immediately. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choralmaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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Leek in the boat
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I love Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samyam2896
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatball next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wezzley_Snipes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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Pretty sure this epitomizes what a dad joke is
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonzai88
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I can relate to that last panel.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albenesi
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What do you call an androgynous person who vapes?

Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themasterhooker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I introduced a friend of mine to Swedish cuisine.

"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Where do burgers go to dance?

Meatballs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zax317
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Where do cows go to dance?

The meatball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sprice-3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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This sub has disappointed me for the last time

I guess I’ll get meatballs next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curlyman89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!


What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!


Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.


What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!


Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.


The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.


How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.


What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!


No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.


Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!


What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.


A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.


What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.


What animals are on legal documents? Seals!


Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!


Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.


Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!


How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!


Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!


Dockyard: A physician’s garden.


What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!


The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.


β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”


Every calendar’s days are numbered.


This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”


I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.


What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!


When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).


Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.


A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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Daughter gets off the school bus. How was school?

Her: It was good. We had a sub!

Me: Nice! Was it meatball or turkey?

Her: :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unseth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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I ordered pizza and they got the order wrong...

I ordered pizza from dominos. All I wanted on mine was BBQ sauce and meatballs. When I opened the box, there was mushrooms on it!

I turned to the wife and told her; 'All I wanted was BBQ sauce and meatballs, there wasn't Mush-room for error'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9DAN2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2016
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Repartee with father-in-law

My father-in-law is good at puns and dad jokes, and we usually just groan. However, the other day he and I had this exchange:


FIL: I'm disappointed in this sub.

Me: Would you say that it's sub par?

FIL: The lack of meatballs really torpedoed it.

Me: It would take a real hero to save it.

FIL: My buddy Hoagie, he could do it.

Me: yeah, he's a real grinder.

FIL and me: [fistbump]


Literally the first time he and I fistbumped. My wife and mother-in-law both facepalmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgesmash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2014
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Where does ground beef go to dance?

To a meatball.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fine-rusty-knife
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Got my pops this evening. Eyes were rolled.

Dad: Did you add sugar to that spaghetti sauce you gave me? The meatballs I cooked in them last night came out kind of sweet.

Me: Nah, Dad. You just made sweetish meatballs.

I could see the pride in his eyes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierplew
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Meat my dad

He comes home from work and lays this one on me.

Dad: Hey, joshduffy, where do poor meatballs live?

Me: I don't know, where?

Dad: The spaghetto!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshduffy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2014
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When discussing what to order from lunch

Him: "The turkey meatballs are the bee's knees" Me: "Actually they are the turkey's breasts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bnicoletti82
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Failed Dadjoke on "The Match Game"

The question was: "This t-shirt fad is getting out of hand. I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with the map of Italy on it. She had the biggest BLANK I every saw!"

Most popular answer was "Meatballs". Writers must have been cringing...

Not one of them said: "Naples"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haemaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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Hungry games

I made meatballs for meatball subs for dinner. it didn't go so well. green is dad.

Me: "If these meatballs keep catching on fire I'm not going to make them any more"

> it's dinner by zero THE DINNER ON FIRE!!! (legit Cesar voice and everything)

Me: laughing and choking on soda

>what? what's the matter? Katniss got your tongue? exit stage right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zero_Teche
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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Wherein my father in law fends off someone pushing free samples at the grocery store...

My father in law is a vegetarian. Apparently at one point he was at the grocery store and a lady there was giving out samples of meatballs or something.

Woman: Would you like a sample?

Father in law: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Woman (not giving up): It's low sodium!

Father in law: Well, I'm still a vegetarian, and I would have to put salt on it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lendrick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2014
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What’s the difference between a meatball and a meteor?

One’s meatier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flamingturtle1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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This sub has been disappointing me lately.

I’ll try it with some meatballs next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaDargon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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This sub is seriously disappointing me lately.

I think I'll try the meatball next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ballistic_Turtle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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This sub is really disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Karma_Farma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatballs next time.

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