This sub is disappointing me lately.

I'm going to try the meatball next time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wezzley_Snipes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2016
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Repartee with father-in-law

My father-in-law is good at puns and dad jokes, and we usually just groan. However, the other day he and I had this exchange:


FIL: I'm disappointed in this sub.

Me: Would you say that it's sub par?

FIL: The lack of meatballs really torpedoed it.

Me: It would take a real hero to save it.

FIL: My buddy Hoagie, he could do it.

Me: yeah, he's a real grinder.

FIL and me: [fistbump]


Literally the first time he and I fistbumped. My wife and mother-in-law both facepalmed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edgesmash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2014
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Daughter gets off the school bus. How was school?

Her: It was good. We had a sub!

Me: Nice! Was it meatball or turkey?

Her: :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unseth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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Hungry games

I made meatballs for meatball subs for dinner. it didn't go so well. green is dad.

Me: "If these meatballs keep catching on fire I'm not going to make them any more"

> it's dinner by zero THE DINNER ON FIRE!!! (legit Cesar voice and everything)

Me: laughing and choking on soda

>what? what's the matter? Katniss got your tongue? exit stage right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zero_Teche
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2014
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This sub has been disappointing me lately.

I’ll try it with some meatballs next time.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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