Meatball Sub Puns

I'm going to try the meatball next time.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

My father-in-law is good at puns and dad jokes, and we usually just groan. However, the other day he and I had this exchange:

FIL: I'm disappointed in this sub.

Me: Would you say that it's sub par?

FIL: The lack of meatballs really torpedoed it.

Me: It would take a real hero to save it.

FIL: My buddy Hoagie, he could do it.

Me: yeah, he's a real grinder.

FIL and me: [fistbump]

Literally the first time he and I fistbumped. My wife and mother-in-law both facepalmed.

Her: It was good. We had a sub!

Me: Nice! Was it meatball or turkey?

Her: :/

I made meatballs for meatball subs for dinner. it didn't go so well. green is dad.

Me: "If these meatballs keep catching on fire I'm not going to make them any more"

> it's dinner by zero THE DINNER ON FIRE!!! (legit Cesar voice and everything)

Me: laughing and choking on soda

>what? what's the matter? Katniss got your tongue? exit stage right

I’ll try it with some meatballs next time.