What do you call a maid who goes to a fancy dance in a meatball?

Mozzarella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crossfox667
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Where do poor meatballs live ?

The Spaghetto.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What’s the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?

One is meteor β˜„οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigEppyW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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A customer ordered a foot long cold cut trio and I completely zoned out and accidentally made him a 6" meatball.

Whoops, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamundan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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My son only ate the white rice and ignored the meatball and yellow lentils

I think he's ricist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falgony
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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I ordered a meatball and got a hot ham and swiss instead.

Darn. Wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Why do butchers all like meatballs?

They are a great place to meet and dance with other butchers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marycartlizer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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[not a pun] need help with a punny name for my wife’s meatballs

Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.

She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/general_stinkhorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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[request] Pun names for a meatball-based food truck

I had to create a fake business idea for a highschool economics class and I'm looking for a funny name to catch people's attention

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devosity28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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Spaghetti is hair for meatballs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/21614415
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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So I was found an online chatbot that was a meatball....

We were talking about our favorite foods and the meatball said its favorite food was cinnamon. I was confused since cinnamon isn't usually thought of as a food but more of a spice. So I told him, "That's a spice, e-meatball."

edit: "I found an online...." not "So I was found..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elikruj
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Where does a meatball go to get a massage?

The Spa Ghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanBiped
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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I like my meatballs sweet, but not too sweet. I like them swedish.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heavyduty1930
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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A spanish meatball greets an italian spaghetti

"ΒΏQue pasta?"

The spaghetti looks on, confused. The meatball says,

"ΒΏQue, pasta?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Wife (just now): I'm going to try using the rest of the ground chicken to make meatballs for lunch.

Me (just now): I wish you cluck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What do you call a vegetarian meatball?

A wheatball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Terrarianlore
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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Meatballs

Made a large batch of meatballs a couple of weeks ago and put the extras in the freezer. Last night was spaghetti night, so I pulled out a bag. Opened up the bag and held one up. Then said to my wife, in my best Italian accent...

"Now that's an icy meat-ah-ball."

She was not nearly as amused as I.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bydawee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

If you fellow dadjokers haven't seen this, it's basically a movie full of dadjokes. :)

"We're all here to help you...now it's time to let us." (while he points to a leaf of lettuce)

I suggest watching it immediately. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choralmaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2014
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What’s the difference between a meatball and a meteor?

One’s meatier

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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