What's a Star Wars fans favorite dessert? Obi Wan Cannoli
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This is now a pizza history. We cannoli do so much.
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I was trying to think of dessert puns but I cannoli think of one.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twocents_
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I brought cannolis into class today for thanksgiving

I said "I hope your not alergic to gluten."

My classmate replied jokingly "I am"

I said "I guess you're a gluten for punishment"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ULiKaDaJuice
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The Chef at our local Italian Restaurant has died...

He pasta away

We cannoli do so much to help

His legacy will become a pizza history

Here today, gone tomato

Sending olive our prayers to the family

His wife, cheese still not over it

No more penne tration for her

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What do you call an Italian astronaut?

A specimen

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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
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I saw an Italian man cooking pasta with a flame thrower.

I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Houshweeni
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Did you hear about the guy who dies from eating spaghetti ?

He pasta away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Ever dream of a world where desserts are endless?

I cannoli imagine.

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I got fired from my job at the pasta factory

I made a fusilli mistakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ropach
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seen at the Italian bakery
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onecupcoconut
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Did you hear about the sick Italian chef?

He pasta-way.

I cannoli imagine what his family is going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aviator506
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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How much Italian desert can a Jedi have?

Only one cannoli!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gahdow
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We were getting dessert...

My mom, stepdad, and I were deciding what to get for dessert and they had 3 different kinds of cannoli.

Me: Which 2 should we get?

Stepdad: But I cannoli eat one!

It was painful and beautiful at the same time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cerealkillr95
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What's Luke Skywalker's favorite dessert?

Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcWalrus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries

but he said I can have only one cannoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ltdansicecream1
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What do you call a fat Italian Jedi?

Obi-Wan Cannoli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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Who is the pastry chef's favorite actress?

Jennifer Cannoli

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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What did one Italian mafioso say to the other Italian mafioso before he killed him?

"The cannoli be one"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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half-baked pastry puns

Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SumGai984
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My sister just made our father a proud man

So earlier today my sister visited a bakery in Boston known for its cannolis. Her friend asks " I wonder how many cannolis they sell on Saturdays" my sister's response " I cannoli imagine" immediately followed by "my dad would be so proud"

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I heard the pastries in Italy were good

But I cannoli imagine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawbalicious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2016
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Got the waitress with this one

So there I am, abkut to finish up dessert (a cannoli) at my local pizza joint and the waitress comes by and asks "Is there anything else I can get you?"

I reply back "well, this is so good I was going to order another but I think I cannoli eat one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyzbit
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My brother is studying Italian. He said he had a dream in Italian the night before and it was cool. Our Dads response?

"I cannoli imagine."

AND commence the groans...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chewychew
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2014
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What do you call the last pastry in an Italian bakery in space?

Only Wan Cannoli

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Did you hear about the Chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He sadly ran out of thyme.

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If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

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Did you hear about the Italian chef?

Sadly he pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChazyLamy
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Did you hear about the sick Italian chef?

Sadly, he pastaway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenEcho404
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Did you hear about the italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetjune_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. We must send olive our prayers to the family. Here today, gone tomato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fangirl-of-all
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Candyyyyyyy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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Did anybody hear about the Italian chef who recently died?

He pasta way.

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

  • He pasta way.
  • We cannoli do so much.
  • His legacy will become a pizza history.
  • Just proves the old adage, β€œHere today, gone tomato.”
  • How sad that he ran out of thyme.
  • Olive my prayers go to the family.
  • His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
  • You never sausage a tragic thing!

https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-who-died/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfraymond
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much, he will be a pizza history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeifEriccson
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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He pastaway.

Cannoli do so much.

Now hes just a pizza history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helpinglamp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Have you heard of the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way! (Seriously, rest in pizza.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smallcup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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Did you hear about that Italian chef that died?

He pastaway. We cannoli do so much. He ran outta tyme

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