I said "I hope your not alergic to gluten."
My classmate replied jokingly "I am"
I said "I guess you're a gluten for punishment"
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastππ»β€οΈ
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I cannoli imagine what he was thinking.
He pasta away
I cannoli imagine.
I made a fusilli mistakes
Only one cannoli!
He pasta-way.
I cannoli imagine what his family is going through.
Obi wan Cannoli. But yoduh, you already knew that.
My mom, stepdad, and I were deciding what to get for dessert and they had 3 different kinds of cannoli.
Me: Which 2 should we get?
Stepdad: But I cannoli eat one!
It was painful and beautiful at the same time.
but he said I can have only one cannoli
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
Jennifer Cannoli
"The cannoli be one"
Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.
So earlier today my sister visited a bakery in Boston known for its cannolis. Her friend asks " I wonder how many cannolis they sell on Saturdays" my sister's response " I cannoli imagine" immediately followed by "my dad would be so proud"
But I cannoli imagine.
So there I am, abkut to finish up dessert (a cannoli) at my local pizza joint and the waitress comes by and asks "Is there anything else I can get you?"
I reply back "well, this is so good I was going to order another but I think I cannoli eat one."
"I cannoli imagine."
AND commence the groans...
Only Wan Cannoli
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.
I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.
it was a farfalle from grace.
Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!
Sadly he pasta way
Sadly, he pastaway.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. We must send olive our prayers to the family. Here today, gone tomato.
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.
He pasta way.
He pasta way.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Pun-laden remembrances after the death of the Italian chef.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
- He pasta way.
- We cannoli do so much.
- His legacy will become a pizza history.
- Just proves the old adage, βHere today, gone tomato.β
- How sad that he ran out of thyme.
- Olive my prayers go to the family.
- His wife is very upset; cheese still not over it.
- You never sausage a tragic thing!
https://bestcleanfunnyjokes.com/did-you-hear-about-the-italian-chef-who-died/
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much, he will be a pizza history.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
He pastaway.
Cannoli do so much.
Now hes just a pizza history.
He pasta way! (Seriously, rest in pizza.)
He pastaway. We cannoli do so much. He ran outta tyme
