An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says

Wait, wrong sub.

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📅︎ Feb 04 2020
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This sandwich I ordered was pastrami instead of Italian combo

Not sure if this is the right sub.

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📅︎ May 14 2019
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I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, “Order! Order in the courtroom!”

So I said, “A pastrami on rye, please.”

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📅︎ Jan 15 2019
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Got my dad at the drive-through

After I get my food, I turn to him and say

"Pastrami" (Pa, straw me)

He chuckled.

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📅︎ Dec 07 2014
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