Pastrami Puns

A list of puns related to "Pastrami"

An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him, smiles, licks her lips and says

Wait, wrong sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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This sandwich I ordered was pastrami instead of Italian combo

Not sure if this is the right sub.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheresAnEnzyme4That
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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I was attending a noisy legal hearing, and the Judge started yelling, β€œOrder! Order in the courtroom!”

So I said, β€œA pastrami on rye, please.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Got my dad at the drive-through

After I get my food, I turn to him and say

"Pastrami" (Pa, straw me)

He chuckled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathbyceiling
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2014
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